Living the Dream

A Mockingbird

A Mockingbird

The title of Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird has very little literal connection to its plot, but it still carries a great deal of symbolic weight. In her book that connection boils down to one scene, where Atticus explains to his son, “I’d rather you shot at tin cans in the backyard, but I know you’ll go after birds. Shoot all the blue jays you want, if you can hit them, but remember it’s a sin to kill a mockingbird.”

Similarly, my photo of a mockingbird relies upon that same symbolism and likewise has little to do with the rest of this post. Mockingbirds are best known for the habit of mimicking the songs of other birds and the sounds of other animals. Maybe this is what makes them precious or as Lee’s Miss Maudie asserts, “Mockingbirds don’t do one thing except make music for us to enjoy.” 

Like Mockingbird, Selma is also in Alabama. In all of the hub-bub of our frenetic weekend I totally spaced on President Obama’s commemoration of the Selma March, fifty years ago last Saturday. I watched it later online and you can also, here or you can read the text of the speech here. I was greatly moved by Obama’s speech, which is one of his best ever. I think he really hit it out of the park with it. It was so much more than a commemoration of just “Bloody Sunday” or even the Civil Rights Movement as a whole. It was highly patriotic and a great liberal manifesto.

One of this speech’s aspects that the pundit class has lit itself up with is its supposed partisanship. Last month former NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani launched a rather crude attack on Obama’s patriotism and part of this speech was devoted to the President’s answer. Obama isn’t an à la carte patriot as others would have him. He is not afraid to criticize that which he loves, he finds America neither faultless nor broken, but longs for, strives for and expects to have “A just America, a fair America, an inclusive America, and a generous America.”

From the Declaration of Independence to today, he put Selma on a continuum. One that has shown social progress over the years, but one that has much work left to do. He raised Ferguson as an example that more work is still needed, but he also used the country’s response to Ferguson as a sign of our progress, “What happened in Ferguson may not be unique, but it’s no longer endemic, or sanctioned by law and custom; and before the Civil Rights Movement, it most surely was.” Near the end of his speech, in a neat bit of wordplay, Obama ties together the history of our country’s moral imagination, from our founding fathers, to the Civil Rights Movement of the sixties, to today.

Because the single most powerful word in our democracy is the word “We.” We the People. We Shall Overcome. Yes We Can!

Take Me to Your Leader

Take Me to Your Leader

Take Me to Your Leader

I was pleased to hear that House Republicans caved and passed the funding bill for the Department of Homeland Security, not only for my usual partisan political reasons, but also for personal reasons. We are planning on visiting Washington DC and the prospect of another government shutdown, even only a partial one, was not very appealing. The last time we had planned to visit our nation’s capital was in 2011 and that trip ran afoul of another government shutdown. We ended up going to Chicago instead of DC that year.

When we get there, part of our time will certainly be spent visiting the Smithsonian Institute, which has just this week promulgated new rules banning selfie sticks. A Selfie Stick is a 2-3’ pole that holds a cellphone and gives the user a better camera angle from which to take a picture of themselves and their friends. The good ones are Bluetooth enabled for remote shutter release. The reason given for this ban was that the use of selfie sticks was causing too much congestion in crowded areas of the museum. Tripods and monopods were already banned, but handheld photography is still permitted. The Saint Louis Art Museum banned selfie sticks last week, so this must be a trend.

I had contemplating acquiring one, but now I’m not so sure. It is sort of the same for me with drones. I’m speaking of those little quad-copters that can be remotely controlled and can carry a GoPro camera. I’ve seen some to die for movies made with these little gizmos. Unfortunately now, drones are even more notorious and more of a pariah than selfie sticks are. If I got one and started flying it around, I might find that the cops could be showing up soon thereafter.

Another new word that I have recently learned is Spocking. Spocking is of Canadian origin and with last week’s passing of actor Leonard Nimoy, has become all of the rage there. Simply put, Spocking involves the “defacement” of the Canadian $5 bill, the one with the picture of former Prime Minister Wilfred Laurier on it. His image makes a near perfect canvas for drawing Spock’s picture over it. I think that evil Spock, with the beard, looks the best. The Bank of Canada has taken note of this phenomenon and has commented on it, “Spocking is not illegal, but it is just not what Canadians do.” I think that they are completely right. A much more Canadian practice would be Kirking, because after all William Shatner hails from Montréal.

Sea Anemone Sees An Enemy

Giant Green Sea Anemone

Giant Green Sea Anemone

From the great state of Missouri, the same state that brought you US Representative Todd Akin (R) and “legitimate rape”, comes today State Representative Mike Moon (R). Moon wants Obamacare repealed and according to his Missouri House resolution, it will take “manly firmness” to do it. Doesn’t he realize that if he repeals Obamacare, then millions of American men would have to pay themselves for all those Boehner pills to be both manly and firm? Moon in his defense pointed out that he was simply quoting the Declaration of Independence. In its list of grievances, it says the king had, “dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness [italics added] his invasions on the rights of the people.” Senior Missouri US Senator Claire McCaskill (D) delivered unto Mr. Moon a suitable smack down, “It probably just is not a very effective way to communicate with a wide swath of people. Using a phrase like ‘manly firmness’ is probably not gonna — he said it was a historic reference, well he’s referring to a point in time when women were chattel and didn’t have the right to vote. I think we can update our vocabulary.”

The sea anemone is a most amazing creature. Its single central orifice doubles both as a mouth and an anus. Additionally, it also functions as the creature’s sexual orifice, able to eject either sperm, eggs or both. I could draw all sorts of analogies between the sea anemone and what Moon said, but instead I’ll leave that to you the reader and keep this post at least somewhat PG.

In the Land of Lincoln

Boy Lincoln

Boy Lincoln

Saturday, Anne and I drove up the 55 to Springfield, IL. Our mission was to visit the “new” Lincoln presidential library and museum. In this sesquicentennial anniversary year of the man’s death, new here is a relative term. This new library is actually ten years old, but it was new to us and it was newer than our last visit to Springfield, which was back when our Dan was still in high school. When we went to Chicago last month, we passed Springfield, twice and it put the bug in my ear to do this trip.

I’ve only visited one other presidential library. That one was Reagan’s. Anne’s uncle Lou took us there. This was years ago, because I remember that the boys were still quite young then. It sits atop a hill in Simi Valley and has a great view of the surrounding countryside. The building is circular in shape. In we walk and right inside the threshold Lou announces in a booming voice, “I didn’t like him as governor and I still don’t like him now!” Later, after we left Lou and LA behind, we passed highway signs for the Nixon library. Anne jokingly suggested stopping, but we both agreed that two Republican presidential libraries would be two too much.

Fast-forward twenty years and we find ourselves in the first Republican president’s library. I joked that he was not only the first, but the best Republican president and that it has been downhill since him. In full disclosure, we got lost trying to get there. We ended up parking in front of the municipal Lincoln library. We ended up walking the few blocks from there to the presidential Lincoln library. Also, we didn’t actually visit the library, but rather the adjoining museum. I’m not even sure if the library is open to the general public and especially on a Saturday.

It is a nice museum. The building has a huge rotunda at its center, with wings radiating out from it that are arranged chronologically through Lincoln’s life. Pictured is a diorama portraying young Abe. The collection is a mix of historical memorabilia, dioramas and audio-visual displays. We spent a good three hours touring the museum. Afterwards, we grabbed lunch at a local combination coffee shop / restaurant / bar. Then it was back onto the Lincoln trail. Across the street from the Lincoln museum is the old rail station. It no longer serves its original purpose, but is now an adjutant to the museum. It featured sets and costumes from the Spielberg movie, Lincoln. This movie centers on Lincoln’s greatest legislative achievement, the Thirteen Amendment to the Constitution that abolished slavery. I found no mention of that other famous Lincoln movie, Abe Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.

We rounded out the day at the old Illinois statehouse. It is a compact, functional building that in its day housed all three branches of state government, all under one roof. In this building Lincoln worked as a lawyer, appearing before the state supreme court. He even argued before his future rival, Stephen Douglas, who was a justice then. Later, he moved across the hall and sat as a state representative. It is there that he made his famous ‘House Divided’ speech.

More recently, in 2008, Barack Obama announced his candidacy for president on the front steps of this building. Doing so was more than just a hat tip to his Lincoln’s legacy. Barack eventually became our first black US president. I tried to get Anne to pose on those same steps, but she wouldn’t oblige. I guess that I’ll have to look elsewhere for the first woman president. How about another person from Illinois?

Green-Eyed Toad

Green-Eyed Toad

Green-Eyed Toad

I heard a new term of art today for the evolving New England Patriots scandal, Ballghazi. Still no word yet, whether or not Representative Darrell Issa (R-CA) will be jumping on this investigative bandwagon too. In a press conference today, Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady, weighed in on the controversy. The following paragraph is a mashup of Brady press conference quotes about balls. One thing you have to admit about this situation, no matter which side that you are on, this is some of the best Super Bowl hype ever.

“Our equipment guys do a great job of breaking the balls. To me they’re perfect. … I don’t want anyone rubbing ’em. … I wouldn’t want anyone touching those. … Whatever feels good that day … I’m not squeezing the balls. It’s not part of my process. … Breaking the balls. … Some guys like old balls. … I tell them how great they are.”

The photo with this post is of a toad not a Tom. This particular toad, well frog actually, but toad has more alliteration here than frog. Anyway, this organism has been genetically modified. The frog’s eyes are green because scientists inserted a jellyfish gene into the frogs’ DNA. Scientists engineered the gene so that it would only work in the eye. Hence, this post’s title, “Green-Eyed Toad”.

I’ve been having problems lately with another green-eyed toad. This one yells at me a lot and for no good reason, at least as far as I can see. He’ll also physically brush me aside in the hall, if I don’t jump out of his way. In short, he is a bully. None of this behavior is overt enough to warrant me calling him out on it, because I’d have to have a much better case than I have now to go down that route. I’ll just have to bide my time and keep a wary eye over my shoulder. Besides time is on my side. I expect that his past will soon catch up with him.

Hold Their Feet to the Fire

Don't Fall In The Fireplace!

Don’t Fall In The Fireplace!

“I have no more campaigns to run.” [Republican applause] “I know, because I won both of them!” – President Barack Obama

To my dear Republican friends, you are wrong, but I still love you, in spite of yourselves. This sentence could apply summarize President Barack Obama’s sixth State of the Union (STOU) address. It was an impassioned speech, a departure from the usual dry laundry list that these SOTU addresses have devolved into as of late. While his speech was overtly partisan at times, he also beseeched his Republican colleagues to join with him in the spirit of bipartisan cooperation. This is a plea that he has been making since he first came into office and it has consistently fallen on deaf GOP ears. Now that they control both houses of Congress, they will have to go through him, if they want to get anything done and he made it abundantly clear last night that he is not about to rollover for them, but rather he is fully prepared to hold their feet to the fire.

What does Bill Belichick and European central bankers have in common? They are both worried about deflation.

In addition to Republican legislators, another organization that should have their feet held to the fire are the New England Patriots. They are cheaters, plain and simple. Their latest scandal, dubbed deflate-gate, involves the leaked finding that 11 of the 12 Patriot supplied game balls to last Sunday’s AFC championship were under inflated, making them easier to pass and catch. The losing Colts later claimed that this was also the case in November, when the two teams last met. The Patriots were actually found guilty of cheating and subsequently penalized, in what was then dubbed spy-gate. They were convicted of filming the play signals of the New York Jets. They are also supposedly the reason that on field coaches now hold a card up in front of their mouths when speaking. This is done because it was suspected that the Patriots lip-read the opposing coach’s speech. Now everyone has to suspect and defend against this illegal practice. The list of allegations against Patriot’s head coach Bill Belichick doesn’t stop there though. The day before the Super Bowl both teams hold private practices on the field where the game will be played. Every time that the Patriots have won the Super Bowl, they were the second team to practice. In order to prepare for their practices, Patriot personnel were allowed to set up video equipment to tape their practice, while the opposing team was still running theirs on the field.