Stand Rock

Henry Hamilton Bennett was a 19th-century photographer who invented a camera with a shutter fast enough to capture stop-motion action. To demonstrate his camera, he asked his 17-year-old son to jump the gap at Stand Rock. Bennett proved he had invented this new feature, because it would have been impossible for his son Ashley to hold that mid-air pose for the minutes that was normally needed at the time to take such a photograph. Subsequently, other people attempted to duplicate his son’s feat, sometime ending in disaster. Park rangers eventually prohibited these jumps. This led to the introduction of dogs, like the below pictured Archie from our boat tour.

Archie the Wonder Dog

On vacation, we switch from everyday problems to vacation problems. In the Dells sage sponsors like Bertha’s Kitty Boutique can be relied upon to help solve those pesky vacation problems. When I don’t know something, I ask CatGPT.

One such vacation problem are the powder post beetles. Shivering succotash, it is evident that one spraying was insufficient to the task, because their frass continues to fall on the upholstery. We were told after the first spraying that the chemical would trigger their activity, as they tried to escape it. I don’t know if one-month of waiting is sufficient or not. That’s a coven issue.

The Pearl Mist

The Pearl Mist

I awoke to foghorns bellowing. Sitting up in bed, I tried to figure out what was all the ruckus about? The island was still there. I could even see the fickle finger. There was a lot of haze about, but visibility was still pretty good. Maybe it was just a wakeup call? Shortly afterwards, the Pearl Mist came into view. The Pearl is inaugurating her line and is the third cruise line to operate on the great lakes this far north. After it passed the cabin, heading down, we followed it into town and caught it while it was in the locks. Its claim is that every room has a balcony.

Returning from town, we had lunch and then since it was getting warm out, I decided to take a bath, in the lake. This year’s inaugural swim. The water was, how should we say, brisk. Yesterday, this week’s heat dome had chased us out of the Dells and as far north as Manistique, where we stopped for dinner. Even if it gets hot here, there is a large body of water just outside.

In the Dells

Witches Gulch

In the Dales…Hillandale, Rosedale, Clydesdale, Mondale, and Sarah Teasdale

Yesterday, after lunch at Taliesin we headed north to the Dells, a series of rock and water formations on the Wisconsin River. It is also a huge tourist destination. We stayed at a Holiday Inn Express (Sleep faster, dammit!), but it was so much more than a normal motel. It wasn’t a waterpark, but it did sport three pools. This morning, we headed to our third planned activity of this mini vacation. Driving along the main drag, we got a glimpse of some of the waterpark’s attractions: the Roman Coliseum, the Trojan Horse and Noah’s Ark. Then we encountered an early morning three vehicle accident. No one appeared to be injured, but every airbag aboard had been deployed. Some people were not going to have a good day. Our planned activity was a boat tour of the Upper Dells. In particular the pictured Witches Gulch. This slot canyon or gorge was totally worth the price of admission, it was gorgeous! It is late now. I’ll save description of today’s boatload of Amish, Archie the wonder dog and our drive to the cabin for later.