Mr. Fixit

DeWalt Drills

How many septuagenarians does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it will take all day (or none, if they decide to wait for someone else to avoid the risk of a fall). Yesterday, I began a new project, repairing the back porch. Partly, based upon the success this summer of fixing the cabin’s sleeping porch steps, I decided to work on our porch here. Last month, when the measurement crew was here to measure the back doors, they discovered a bad step on it. It will need replacement. I might just go ahead and replace all the steps. While I am at it there is a buck of decking that could use replacement too. But first, I want to fix the latticework around the porch’s base. Last month, in preparation for this work, I had purchased the furring strips that I am going to apply along the lattice’s edges to keep the individual strips in place. I started work with the tools that I had on hand—Harry’s old, corded drill that he gifted Anne almost fifty years ago and a cordless drill that no longer charges. Time for a trip to the hardware store. I bought the above pictured pair of drills. They are powerful. I also bought brighter LED lightbulbs. I chose option 1 but should have picked 2 from the above lightbulb joke.

Bloody Ordeal

Photo by Naidoo Jade Photography on Unsplash

After returning Monday, I received a call from my doctor, asking if he could move my checkup appointment up to the next day. I was glad to oblige. Everything went well with him, then I got a blood draw. My doctor’s office has an onsite LabCorp facility, so it was convenient. Two lab ladies were present. One was very pregnant and the other appeared to be coming up to speed as her maternity leave replacement. The replacement stuck me once in my right arm but came up dry. Then she stuck me again in my right arm, but my blood was still not flowing very well. The pregnant lady took over and stuck me again in my left arm, but a coughing fit pulled the needle out of the vein. Finally, she switched to my right hand and got her blood. At this time, the tabletop centrifuge made a racket, and the crunching of glass could be heard. So, I was relieved this morning when my blood test results appeared in my in-box. My left arm is quite bruised.

Interesting Juxtaposition

According to Anne, the Flat Rate Divorce billboard on the right went up first, and then the family values billboard appeared on the left like an awkward follow-up text. That would make the family values ad a not-so-subtle response to the divorce lawyer’s cheerful invitation to call it quits. Both are conveniently located in Southwest Airlines baggage claim, where, apparently, your luggage isn’t the only baggage that you are hauling around or the only thing in your life having separation issues. Bad press or just press? I’m glad that there was a follow-up response.