Snowclone

Rainbow AI Snow Cone

A snowclone is a phrasal template based on a well-known cliché, idiom, catchphrase, or pop culture quote, substituting words to express a similar idea in a different context, often to humorous or sarcastic effect. For example, the Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein’s widely publicized phrase “the mother of all battles” in 1991 spawned such variations as “the mother of all traffic jams” or “mother of all bombs”. Coined in 2004 by economics professor Glen Whitman—following an appeal by linguist Geoffrey K. Pullum—the term is a playful pun on “snow cones” and the famous journalistic cliché that “If Eskimos have N words for snow, X must have Y words for Z”. Pullum famously criticized them as “some-assembly-required adaptable cliché frames for lazy journalists”.

Snowclones have a linguistic cousin, eggcorn. An eggcorn is a misheard or misinterpreted word or phrase that is replaced with a similar-sounding, plausible alternative that still makes logical sense. Common examples include:

  • “For all intensive purposes” instead of for all intents and purposes
  • “Nip it in the butt” instead of nip it in the bud
  • “Pass mustard” instead of pass muster

I find these wordplay subjects both interesting and amusing. That they have names is even better.

Lunch at the Old Guy’s Table

Control Data Corporation, STL

Yesterday, four of us got together for lunch. Greg (far left), John (Asian man, front row center, sporting a mustache), Chet (peeking out above John) and myself (second from the right). John, one of the Ons had arranged this luncheon. My David in junior high would sometimes act as my secretary at home. When I got home from work, I would ask him if anyone had called. He would usually answer, “One of the Ons called.” John, Don and Ron were my biking buddies. This photo was taken some time in the early eighties and shows our Professional Services Group at its height. We all worked for Chet. We called ourselves analysts. I moved to Saint Louis in 1980 and left in 1990. There were about a hundred people working for Control Data when I arrived and there were about a hundred when I left, but most of these people were gone by then. It was a nice lunch, a nice trip down memory lane. I left feeling like a survivor, at the old guy’s table.

Dirt Bag

This still won’t help Schmitt-head

There is dumb, then there is Republican dumb, then there is Missouri Republican dumb. Yesterday, former special counsel Jack Smith testified before the Senate Judiciary committee. The low point of that hearing was MO Senator (R) Eric Schmitt’s attempt at a gotcha moment. His attempted ambush, pictured above, accused Mr. Smith of traveling to Atlanta for purposes of conspiring with Atlanta prosecutor Fani Willis against President Trump. His receipts were a series of text messages from Smith’s staff that discussed his attending a basketball game. Schmitt claimed that these messages were about an Atlanta Hawks game, while in reality they were about an Iowa Hawkeyes game that was occurring in Maryland, not Atlanta. Schmitt compounded his mistake by calling Smith a “Dirtbag”. This all occurred in real time during the hearing. This is not the first time that Schmitt has embarrassed himself. As the Missouri former attorney general, he ran for that office on the promise that he would serve out the term, but two years into his tenure, he dropped that promise and ran for an open Senate seat. So much for promises.