Our 2024 Croatian Vacation

Last night, Bruce and Kim (Maren’s parents) called us to pick our brains about Croatia. They are headed there this summer. We spoke for a while and afterwards, I wrote up what we had seen and done there back in 2024. Never one to throw out some of my writing, here is a synopsis of our Croatian itinerary.


We flew into Split and took a taxi to the hotel. We stayed at Hotel Baletna Skola (Ballet School) in Kaštel Kambelovac, about 5 miles north of Split. Nice. Later, after Cousin Amee joined us, we walked another 5 miles north, along the coast and picked a place to swim in the Adriatic. Upscale neighborhood. Very picturesque, plus pomegranates. We visited a walled villa. Walled to keep the pirates out. They didn’t hold back the tourists though. We also took a bus to Trogir, a mini-Dubrovnik, a small walled city about 20 miles north of Split.

Split

The next day, we took the van into Split and got on our bikes. Long downhill, along the coast, through a park, followed by a steep uphill to a lookout point. Then another downhill to the port. The bikes then got loaded for ferry embarkation, leaving us plenty of time to tour the palace of the Roman emperor Diocletian. He knew how to retire. Boat ride to Hvar, followed by a bike ride to the hotel. Hvar is the most expensive of the islands, which is probably why we stayed at the farthest end of the island from the city of Hvar, at Hotel Fontana.

Hvar Fortress Cannon

The next day, we rode across the island. Uphill through the lavender fields. Rally point at the summit and then downhill into Hvar. Anne crashed at the bottom, just outside of Hvar, but she was able to limp into town. We took the van back to the hotel and then the next day it carted us back to Hvar, where there was a snafu with the next ferry, so we had time to kill. Some people waited around at the dock, while others climbed the hill to the fort guarding the town. I made it back to the ferry with plenty of time.


Korcula was our second island. We stayed at Hotel Borik. I liked this island best, plenty of good food and good wine. Our longest ride occurred on the second day. We rode across the island to a fish house and then got chased back again by an approaching storm. We beat it and then got schadenfreude points when we saw the rival hoity-toity bike tour getting dumped on. Afterwards, we enjoyed wine tasting at a local vineyard. Our next ferry brought us to Dubrovnik, where we had one more day of biking, before the tour ended.


After the tour, we moved in Dubrovnik from the north side of town to just outside the old town’s walls, where we stayed at Eddie’s Sea View rooms. We got the pass and stayed four nights. We toured the walls and museums, then ate. We went to a show, just south of the walled city that featured traditional Croatian dancing, with different costumes for a dozen localities. We had no trouble getting tickets, but during high season this might be harder.


Old town is on the south end and the ferries are on the north. Taking a cab might have been the wiser thing to do over taking the bus. A six-hour high speed ferry got us back to Split after dark. The following morning, we caught the Gray Line tour down at the docks. Our first leg brought us to the waterfalls at Plitvice National Park. After the park, our second leg got us into downtown Zagreb, where after wandering around lost for a while, with our wheelie bags in tow, we finally found Hotel Jägerhorn, which had a nice breakfast.

Be Your Masterpiece

With three nights in Zagreb, we did a few boutique museums: chocolate, broken relationships, and naïve art. On Sunday, we went to the botanical gardens. There were also plenty of shops to checkout, like this ad for a shoe store. In the morning, the hotel called us an Uber. In Croatia you settle the bill at checkout, not check-in, as we seem to do here.

Tricoastal

Mackerels Swimming in a Kelp Forest

We have been bouncing around this month, West Coast, East Coast, Left Coast, Right Coast. Occasionally, we would hit home, here in the Midwest. That is where we are now. I hope that we can stay here for a while, but that is still TBD. On our dance card for this summer is the Third Coast. We are finalizing our plans for that trip. Like so much flotsam and jetsam, who knows where we will wash up or when. I flow with the tides and go when the sea commands.

Phat Thaiger

Phat Thaiger

Last night, we all went out to dinner at Phat Thaiger, a popular Thai and Japanese fusion restaurant in Malden, known for its creative “izankaya” ambience (a casual Japanese pub for drinking and sharing small plates). Lots of Anime on lots of screens had the kids mesmerized. The food was excellent. I had a pad Thai dish. The children seemed to enjoy it too. Today we head home. Looking forward to sleeping in my own bed. I’ll post this before we go to the airport, which because of Dave’s daycare schedule will be early. I wonder if I will see ICE at the airport? The orange beast has really f’ed up this country.

Fear of Flying

Boeing 737 MAX Cockpit

We got to the airport extra early this morning, not knowing what to expect with unpaid TSA agent’s lines, but everything was hunky-dory. Instead of five-hour long lines, manned by the few remaining, but extra disgruntle agents, we got the five-minute courteous, kind and extra respectful type of security checkpoint. However, we spent the next two-hours waiting at the gate for our flight to board.

The flight was uneventful until about halfway to Boston. I got up to use the toilet. I was closer to the front, so I headed forward. I was waiting my turn, when a disturbance erupted nearby. A couple of unruly passengers got into an argument that quickly escalated into a full fledge fight that spilled into the aisle. The pilot hit the fasten seatbelt light, which seemed like trying to close the barn door after the horses had escaped. My restroom became available and I quickly ducked into it. Coming out again, the fight had gotten much worse. Now there were about a dozen guys going at it, including the flight crew, pilot and copilot. They had left the plane on autopilot and cockpit door wide open. Seeing an opportunity that would never come again, I entered the cockpit, closing the door behind me. I have never flown an airplane for real, but I have cut my teeth on Boeing flight simulators. First fighter jets, but later twin-engine bombers, not too dissimilar to this aircraft. I took it off autopilot and began with some gentle banks back and forth, just to get my feel for the jet. Then remembering what Boeing test pilot Tex Johnson did on the maiden flight of the 707, Boeing’s first commercial jet. I slammed the throttle forward and executed a perfect barrel roll, if I do say so myself. Leveling the aircraft, I reengaged the auto pilot and slipped out of the cockpit. The roll had broken up the fight in the cabin. Stepping over the fallen bodies I returned to my seat. The crew went back to doing their jobs.

Alternatively, our flight was uneventful and while deplaning I asked a flight attendant for permission to photograph the cockpit. I like the first story better. Dave arrived and whisked us away. By then police had swarmed the airport.

At home, Declan was napping and Wyatt was well on his way there too. This gave us ample opportunity to speak with Maren and Dave. Later, the boys awoke and chaos quickly ensued. Sort of like doing continuous barrel rolls in the sky. 

Wanna Get Away?

First in Line for Takeoff

War with Iran. Gas prices up. Economy going to hell. Epstein! Is it time to run away yet? Well tomorrow, we do jet away. We’ve been home for all of four days. It is time to get moving again. We are flying South-worst this time. Headed to Boston. Gonna be grandparents for a while. Maren working at MIT has a business trip and we are jumping in to help David take care of the boys. It should be fun. This time we have been fortifying ourselves with vitamin C (Airborne), hoping to stave off the usual daycare crude.

Overshadowing this trip is the partial government shutdown. This time around Congress has decided to pay the air traffic controllers. In past shutdowns their work stoppages have eventually ended the shutdowns. Now I do not know how this one will end. The only other inconvenience is the TSA checkpoint. The powers that be have protected themselves by restoring TSA precheck, ensuring that they may still breeze through security, while the rest of us languish, while endlessly waiting for our turn to be searched.

NPR reported both five-hour and five-minute lines, so it is anyone’s guess what we will get. The agents have already missed one paycheck and will miss another next week, so whatever difficulties we encounter this time, it will be worse on the return. Compounding this concern is that we will then be leaving Boston.

Some airports have taken to suggesting that travelers offer the agents gift cards, to show support and help them make ends meet. I say that cash should work just as well and why not call it what it is, a bribe. In third world countries when officials who are not paid make up for this lack of income, they prey upon the citizenry by demanding baksheesh. This is what we have now under this regime.