Team Robinson

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Team Robinson T-Shirt

Team Robinson T-Shirt

“Robinson Crusoe on Mars” is a 1964 science fiction movie based upon the early 18th-century Daniel Defoe novel, “Robinson Crusoe”. I’ve always liked this story. My Dad had water colored an illustrated version of this novel, when he was young and I enjoyed reading it when I was young too. It never bothered me that he hadn’t finished coloring every drawing in the book, because that always seemed to invite more story yet to come and then along came Mars. I remember seeing this movie after it came out. I also remember thinking that it was pretty neat. I watched it again last night, after I discovered that it was now available for streaming on Netflix.

Fifty years of technological advancement has not been kind to this movie. The Mars probe is studded with flashing lights and mechanical dials and switches. The astronaut’s personal data assistant (PDA) is the size of a small suitcase. For some reason, he even carries a handgun. The movie’s special effects are plentiful enough, but also laughably dated. The movie holds true to the original storyline, which helped the movie much back then and saves it from abject ridicule now.

It is impossible to predict the future, especially fifty years of it, so one shouldn’t hold the movie maker’s errors against them. In life there are too many black swans and exogenous shocks to expect one vision of the future to hold up for long. For example, the flashing lights and mechanical dials and switches of yesteryear have been replaced with backlit, touch sensitive glass displays, as seen on the iPhone, my PDA. But how did we get there?

The story is interesting. I heard it on “99% Invisible”, a podcast about design by Roman Mars. The story involves another science fiction show, the reboot, “Star Trek the Next Generation”. TNG didn’t have the budget to create a control room with all of the flashing lights and mechanical dials and switches of the original series, so a cost-effective alternative was used, backlit, touch sensitive glass displays. They didn’t really work, after all it was just a TV show, but it could cheaply be made to look like it was working.

Years later, along came Steve Jobs and Apple. Jobs liked the TNG controls and made them work and then embedded them in the iPhone. The rest as they say is history. Speaking of which, I’ll close this meandering post with Daniel Defoe’s original title for “Robinson Crusoe”, it’s a long one:

“The Life and Strange Surprising Adventures of Robinson Crusoe, Of York, Mariner: Who lived Eight and Twenty Years, all alone in an un-inhabited Island on the Coast of America, near the Mouth of the Great River of Oroonoque; having been cast on Shore by Shipwreck, wherein all the Men perished but himself. With An Account how he was at last as strangely delivered by Pirates.”

The History of Future Folk

“The History of Future Folk” is a goofy, low-budget film that embraces both its goofiness and its lack of special effects. It has a 96 on the Tomato-meter and is available now on Netflix. This picture tells the exaggerated origin story of the real-life bluegrass band, Future Folk that has been enthralling audiences of the NYC nightclub scene for a decade. It has great folk music, humor and charm.

The above clip shows two guys in snazzy red spacesuits with bucket helmets. These characters are Kevin and General Trius, also-know-as Bill, at least to his wife. They are space aliens from the planet Hondo. Trius was sent here a decade ago to wipeout the human race. You see the planet Hondo is about to be wiped-out by a gigantic comet and the people of Hondo need someplace else to live, so why not Earth? He was about to do the deed, when he heard music for the first time. They don’t have music on Hondo. They also don’t have buckets, which explains the helmets. Later, Kevin came to earth to assassinate Bill, but also fell under the sway of Earth music. Can both Earth and Hondo be saved? Will Bill and his wife makeup? What about Kevin and that police officer? The trailer poses these questions better than I, watch it and then watch the movie. Hondo!

The Handlebar

Another Anne-crafted Jayne’s hat found its home today. This one was actually the first one that she ever made. Dan liked it so much that she ended up making one for him too. Dan flew off with his yesterday and Anne and I rendezvoused with Kubie for delivery today. Kubie had gotten this whole Jayne’s thing rolling, when she first asked Anne to make her one, but first Anne had to do some research into this so-called Jayne’s Hat.

We’re no Firefly neophytes, but apparently we aren’t any Firefly aficionados either. For those neophyte readers, Firefly was a 2002-2003 TV series. It was a science fiction genre space-western. It was badly managed by Fox and the series was cancelled before the end of the first season. Between the DVD box set and its reboot with the movie Serenity, this rag-tag ship and its rebel crew have enjoyed a cult following ever since.

One of the crewmen is Jayne Cobb, played by Adam Baldwin. Jayne is not a particularly sympathetic character. His two main narrative chores is to cause trouble for the rest of the crew and then to provide comic relief. In one episode Jayne receives a package from his mother and in this box is the very first Jayne’s hat. I just noticed now that Jayne is sort of a contraction of Anne’s two sister’s names, Jay and Jane. Hmm ….

Kubie got the whole Jayne’s hat thing going, but today Captain Don kicked-off today’s rendezvous. He wanted me to meet him halfway on Clayton Road and then I could turn-around and we would ride together in Forest Park. Don lives in Chesterfield and I live about a mile west of the park. Anne texted Kubie and she was going to join us too. That was the plan anyway. At about Don’s ETA I got a text from him announcing that he was bailing on the plan and heading back home. We launched towards the park, met Kubie and cruised around until Anne decided she needed a beer break. We were all in for that.

We ended up at the Handlebar in the Grove Neighborhood. This is where I snapped the picture of Kubie modeling her hat. Anne was originally in this photo too, but she didn’t like her picture, so she had me crop her out. I blame the photographer. I guess you could say that the Handlebar is a biker bar. It certainly is a bar and all of its décor has a bicycling theme. It even has a vending machine that dispenses bicycling supplies. The likes of which include spare tubes, Park Tools and U-Locks to name a few items. This machine also dispenses cigarettes and condoms. Maybe the actual clientele is hipster bikers? Anyway, we lifted a couple of beers and toasted our missing friends, especially the ones that we have failed, because true friends don’t let friends live in Chesterfield.