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Owl Pellet?

Owl Pellet?

I think that this is an owl pellet. I first discovered and photographed it then late last year. I found it sitting on top of the rear spoiler of our Prius. It is still there, although rather weathered by now. I guess that I should really wash the car? If it is an owl pellet then it is puke and not poop. I love these scientific terms! If it is not an owl pellet, then it is likely poop from some other raptor. While we hear owls in the yard, we more routinely see Coopers hawks. You can see feathers and bits of other body parts in the mass. This winter Anne installed one of our two bird feeder’s crooks in the front yard, near the car. While the smorgasbord that we supply is totally vegan, others must be taking a more carnivorous bent.

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? The Interview, the James Franco and Seth Rogen comedy, the movie that precipitated the alleged North Korean hack of Sony Pictures, appeared on Netflix last weekend and I watched it. Spoiler alert! It wasn’t as bad as I had expected it to be. How’s that for a left-handed complement? In the swirl of confusion and controversy last year, much was made of the fact that this movie portrayed the assassination of Kim Jong Un, a sitting world leader. Leaked Sony emails debated the appropriate amount of fire that should appear on Kim’s face at the moment of his death. In the end there was only one little spot, although his hair was on fire, but I used to that because I work with people who always have their hair on fire.

What I find way more provocative, destabilizing and ultimately damming to the Kim regime is the whole pooh in his pants theme. James Franco’s character, the interviewer, Dave Skylark, first endears himself to Kim and then gets him to open up, inside a buttoned down tank. They bond over the Katy Perry song, Fireworks. Later in the actual interview, a no longer enamored Franco, turns the tables on Kim, his former bro. He foments Kim’s on-air emotional breakdown, precipitating the whole pooh in his pants incident. He had honey-potted Kim.

Interestingly, Katy Perry is slated to be this Sunday’s Super bowl halftime act. Anyone willing to hazard a guess what her final song will be? So, in-between two halves of commentators talking seriously about quarterback’s balls, we’ll get a little fireworks to lighten things up. Is this a great nation, or what?

‘Cause, baby, you’re a firework
Come on, show ’em what you’re worth
Make ’em go, “Aah, aah, aah”
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

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Dan at the Los Angeles Gun Club

Dan at the Los Angeles Gun Club

This photo of Dan was taken by one of his friends when they visited the Los Angeles Gun Club’s range last weekend. It is located close to Dan’s studio. He was going for a Frenchman look with his attire, like Pepé Le Pew. Two visiting Austrians wanted to experience something American. So why not shoot something? They rented three guns, a Winchester that Dan is seen holding. This one was his favorite of the three. I’m thinking The Rifleman, but I’m sure that that is a TV references too old for Dan. The others were a revolver and an AR-15 that had been re-chambered to accept pistol rounds. Also in attendance was a couple that was no longer a couple. The woman chose a full torso target and aimed for a very sensitive spot near the bottom of the silhouette. She wanted to mess with her ex. According to Dan she had a tight grouping. Think Lorena Bobbitt goes to the gun range.

Also in LA news, even crowding out the Pope’s landmark deal between the US and Cuba this week, has been Sony’s, The Interview, debacle. Seth Rogen and James Franco have apparently come up emptier than a North Korean villager’s lunchbox with their assassination comedy about the rotund ruler Kim Jong-Un. According to a friend of Dan’s who saw the LA press screening of The Interview, it was a movie not worth banning.

America, F— Yeah!