Monty Python’s Spamalot

Monty Python's Spamalot

Monty Python’s Spamalot

we eat ham, and jam and Spam a lot

On Saturday, after beginning our day in Forest Park bicycling, we ended it there too. We went to see Spamalot, the opening show of this summer’s Muny season. Spamalot is Eric Idle’s musical send up of the 1975 comedy movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, which in turn was a parody of the Arthurian legends.

Spamalot borrows heavily from Holy Grail, lifting whole the bits, “I’m not dead yet”, an Autonomous Collective, the taunting by French soldiers, the Trojan Rabbit and the Black Knight. Some bits were left out, like the witch scene. Other bits of the movie were altered or completely changed, for example the modern-day historian / narrator appears, but is never murdered. Instead, at the beginning of the show he is miss heard and the show opens with a fish face slapping dance in Finland, not England. The army of the Knights that say “Ni”, were played by children. One of the biggest differences occurs after Lancelot charges the castle, where he expects to find a damsel in distress. Instead, he finds the effeminate son of the castle’s lord. Instead of slaying the son, Lancelot defends him and in turn is out as gay. The Lady of the Lake is developed into the female lead and is eventually paired off with Arthur at the end of the show.

We missed it, but Joanie must have seen Eric Idle, when he made a surprise appearance at the Muny, on opening night. The sports announcer, Bob Costas, plays God, or at least his voice. The Muny’s new LED screen provides the animation for God. There was one minor disappointment about last night’s performance, we didn’t get to experience the Muny’s new “air-conditioning” system. In between our morning bicycle ride and the evening’s curtain call, it stormed all afternoon. There was lots of thunder and lightning, but not much rain. Consequently, come showtime, it was too cool to run the new system. Anne ended up wearing her rain jacket throughout the performance. The new “air-conditioning” system is a set of quiet overhead fans that can be run during the performance. The Muny has always had fans, but the old ones were so noisy that they were only operated in between acts.

And…always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the light side of life…

Lepidopteran

A Portion of Lepidopteran #3 Quilt, by Caryl Bryer Fallert-Gentry, Paducah, KY

A Portion of Lepidopteran #3 Quilt, by Caryl Bryer Fallert-Gentry, Paducah, KY

Today was a day for errands and chores. That’s not to say we didn’t get a little bike ride in first, because we did. First thing this morning, we bicycled in Forest Park. This early morning ride allowed us to beat the day’s heat, but we were definitely not alone, the park was very crowded at that hour. Everyone one else wanted to beat the heat too. The errands and chores that we accomplished today were in preparation for our summer vacations. We first gathered and then packed our camping equipment. I put new tires, tubes and brake pads on Anne’s bike and I got my hair cut. After our ride, while I was busy in the basement, Anne was feverishly working upstairs on her latest quilting creation. I cannot disclose much about this project, because it is going to be a present, but the portions of this quilt that have already been completed look quite spectacular.

Happy 60th Anniversary

Horsey, Bugs, le Marquis and Pooh

Horsey, Bugs, le Marquis and Pooh

Today is Anne’s parents 60th anniversary. To help celebrate this event Anne and her sisters conspired together. Bubs and Harry had planned to go to dinner last light at a fancy new restaurant, Logan’s, in Ann Arbor. Jane delivered a giant, gorgeous bouquet of flowers to their house yesterday morning and then arranged for a bottle of wine to be delivered at dinner and also left instructions to put the tab on her credit card. She then jetted off to Paris. I imagine when she returns, she’ll be hitting up her two siblings for their share of this party.

The morning rain finally departed and we launched for a steamy late afternoon bike ride. We stopped for a late lunch / early dinner at a new to us restaurant, the Saint Louis Oasis. It is located on Euclid in the CWE, just north of the parkway, across the street from Central Table. Oasis features Greek and Mediterranean cuisine. I had their deluxe gyro and Anne had their stuffed grape leaves. The food was quite good. I thought that my gyro was better than the fare at either Olympia or Spiro’s. Maybe this isn’t too surprising since Oasis is just around the corner from the Greek Orthodox church, famous for its Greek food festival.

Memorial Day Weekend Update


Jumping back to last Friday night, to right after we left Pat and Joanie at the Science Center, Anne and I drove to the Central West End for dinner. We went to Central Table Food Hall, a trendy new restaurant on Euclid, near the parkway. The place is a bit of a mash-up. The kitchen is in sight, so it must be right. The kitchen is also dived by function and its various sections are scattered around the dining room. There are separate food prep teams that run a sushi bar and a separate raw bar, wine bar, hearth, grill, deli, coffee shop and a market. It is less a food hall and more a food mall. For lunch Central Table does function more like a mall’s food court, with patrons wandering from one kitchen to the next. No mall’s food court would ever serve Spanish octopi though. For dinner it functions as a sit-down restaurant. Our waiter was Justin, who I knew from Starbucks and who also remembered my first name. We shared a plate of oysters, ordered al à carte, each named for their individual fishery and a calzone. Anne liked the tableware’s knife. The blade and the handle are twisted 90°. This allows the knife’s blade to sit face up on the tablecloth. She commented on her fascination with it to another waiter, who said, “Yea, but they’re hard to clean.” The food was good, if a bit pricy. I definitely plan on returning for lunch.

Saturday was a bit of a washout. We didn’t get going soon enough to get a bike ride in. Instead, we drove to the Missouri Botanical Gardens. We still have a big gash in our front yard from last fall’s sewer work. We went to the garden’s Kemper Home Garden Center for some advice on what to plant. We are thinking shrubbery; my vote is for high bush blueberry. I didn’t help my case by repeatedly quoting Monty Python, “Bring me some shrubbery” or “Neit, Neit!” The thunderstorms eventually rolled in and we ducked into the Climatron for cover. Where better to avoid a rainstorm than in an indoor rainforest? After the garden, we went to South Grand for a late lunch. We landed at a new to us Thai place. It was rather ho-hum. The most interesting aspect of lunch was a traffic accident that occurred outside on the street. We had a window seat and our Prius was parked right outside the window. During lunch a car stopped in the middle of the street, almost blocking in our car. The driver got out and kept looking at his car and talking on his cell phone. I thought that he had stalled in the rain. It wasn’t until all the fire and rescue arrived that we realized the fact that a multi-car accident had occurred almost outside our window.

Today we launched earlier and the rains held off later. We biked to the park and at the History Museum turned north. We took the relatively new Ruth Porter bicycle trail, which is the newest section of the Saint Vincent Greenway. This greenway when complete will run from the park to downtown Ferguson. When completed I will be able to bike commute 80% of the way to work via bike path. Not willing to wait for the completion of the missing trail section we ventured across surface streets and hooked-up with its northern portion. We were doing fine until we hit the portion of the trail that runs through UMSL. The campus was closed for the Gypsy Caravan, don’t ask, it’s a Saint Louis thing. There was the stereotypical one inept security guard at the school’s entrance. We could have easily sneaked by him, but Anne had to go up to him and ask if the campus closed signs applied to bicyclists too. Never ask for permission, always ask for forgiveness. So, we turned around. Instead of lunch at the Ferguson Brewery, we ate at Fitz’s in the Loop. We both ordered root beer floats and would have been fine with just them, if we had stopped there. Instead, we piled on with pulled pork nachos. In hindsight, I have to ask, what were we thinking, pulled pork and nachos? We left most of it on the plate. We left feeling bloated and decided to do a turn in the park to ‘work it off’. After a turn, we stopped off at the African Arts Festival and then headed home.

Mystery of the Mummy

The Mummy's Mask

The Mummy’s Mask

Friday night Joanie and Pat treated us to a night at the museum. The impetus for this outing was the opening of the Science Center’s new “Lost Egypt” exhibit. This exhibit is composed of about half modern and ancient materials. It has an interactive sculpture of a kneeling camel set before a desert backdrop that can be climbed on for a great photo. Unfortunately dear readers, I couldn’t convince Anne to cooperate, so there will be no picture for this blog. The exhibit includes one mummy, nicknamed Annie. Annie was a girl, 16-18 years-old, who lived in ancient Egypt around 220 BC.

The mummy mystery alluded to in this post’s title began when I asked a young docent, if this was the same mummy that I had seen almost thirty years ago, when what eventually became part of today’s Saint Louis Science Center was then the Museum of Science and Natural History in Clayton’s Oak Knoll Park. Oak Knoll Park was in easy walking distance from our house and when the boys were small, we would walk over there together. I remembered seeing a mummy exhibited there in the 1980s.

The docent didn’t look old enough to have been alive in the 1980s let alone be working at a museum, but she knew that this exhibited mummy couldn’t have been that, because it is on loan from Philadelphia for this show. She knew of one mummy that the Science Center does own, a 7 or 8 month-old boy who is currently on display at the entrance to the Omnimax Theater. She called for backup. A somewhat older curator appeared. I told her where and when I had seen the mummy and then described that exhibit. The sarcophagus was in a glass display case at eye level, while the mummy itself was located directly below the case, on the floor below and could only be viewed through a Plexiglas window in the floor. This curator was stumped too, so she called for backup again. The next curator was as mystified as the rest, but took my name and email, so that someone even more knowledgeable could contact me later.

Child Mummy

Child Mummy

I later related this story to Anne, who thought that I had misremembered some Chicago exhibit. I knew that I wasn’t, so this morning I jumped on the Internet to do some research. The Internet is a wonderful thing, but it does have its limitations. One of them is that it didn’t really exist in the 1980s, at least not in its current form. I did learn that Washington University owns three mummies, two of which are on currently on loan to the Saint Louis Art Museum. One of these is considered a rare find. One of the three mummies was briefly lent to the University of Missouri, Columbia in the 1980s. So, I was able to establish that there were multiple mummies moving around town during the time in question. I finally found a PDF that described the so-called Mormon Mummies, New Light on Old Egyptiana: Mormon Mummies, written by Stanley B. Kimball in 1984. These are mummies that passed through Saint Louis around the time of the Civil War. They were soon sold and moved to Chicago. This treatise went on to describe more of Saint Louis’ mummy history, page 77:

Although several museums operated in Saint Louis after the [Mormon Mummy] collection of the Saint Louis Museum was sold in 1863, there is no evidence of Egyptian antiquities in the city until about 1896 when Charles Parsons donated two mummies to Washington University. One is currently housed at the Saint Louis Museum of Science and the other is located at the Saint Louis Art Museum. In 1928 Washington University acquired a third mummy from the Smithsonian Institution, currently on exhibit in the Museum of the Department of Anatomy of Medicine of Washington University.

Mystery of the mummy solved. I feel so vindicated. Thank you Google.