Flying Photobombs

Asilomar Seagull

Pretty sure Temu could build better rockets than Space X. Just saying. In other news, David and Marin made it safely home from their mini babymoon in San Diego. I am not sure who was the most pleased with this event, but I suspect that it was Declan. Anne flew home to Saint Louis the next day. There she cleaned up the remaining downed branches that were still in the yard. Also, she cashed Harry’s birthday check! 😉 Today, she flew to San Jose, where I picked her up.

That’s a lot of jetting around. Especially after all of the recent DOGE derived turmoil in the air transportation system. There was even a crash in San Diego, the morning of Dave and Maren’s arrival there. Some people are more skittish than others about air travel. Even though statistics tell us that it is safer than driving. I guess that it is the loss of control that comes with commercial flying. Sitting rows back in steerage you have placed your fate in the hands of some unknown pilot. Even if you are sitting in the backseat of a car, you still have the opportunity to speak up and be heard.

In their season finale Saturday Night Live had a skit that poked fun at the current airline problems. Host Scarlett Johanson, playing herself had invited the Please Don’t Destroy cast members for an all-expense paid, first class getaway. This getaway turned out to only be from LaGuardia to Newark, normally a thirty-minute drive. For those of you who live under a rock, Newark has been having lots of air traffic control issues lately. This sendup was reminiscent of the Adam Sandler/T-Pain bit, I’m on a Boat, with Bad Bunny subbing for T-Pain on the vocals. What could go wrong with a flight to Newark? I can see you now, you’re on the mainframe. Now glide it, glide it and land this plane. 

Pawn Stars

Tulsa Murals – Rose Pawn Shop

We have not yet progressed to the point where we have begun to sell off any of dad’s stuff, but we have been thinking about it. We have been discussing it together, and we have been researching what is involved. A key guidepost in this research is the television show, Pawn Stars. Not to be confused with porn stars, this 20+ year running reality TV show is like Antiques Roadshow for the trailer park crowd. Based out of Las Vegas and based upon a real-life family run pawn shop, this show is addicting. In a typical encounter, someone walks into the store with something that they want to sell. This person is asked for an asking price, and the dickering goes from there. Most people ask too much. At least the pawn broker thinks so. The broker will make a lower counteroffer, which can be accepted, declined or lead to more negotiations. Most people settle for the counteroffer or close to it. A few walk away, never to be heard from or seen again. The real stars of this show are the items for sale and the stories they tell.

For example, the next image shows a wall-mounted “Untitled” sculpture from 1988 by Donald Judd. It is made of black aluminum and consists of four rectangular boxes arranged symmetrically around a central, recessed square. Judd was known for his minimalist approach, often using industrial materials and simple geometric forms in his work. His pieces frequently explore the relationship between space, form, and material, and this sculpture is a good example of his style. He was based out of Texas, when my parents were living there and bought this piece. He eventually made it big and had a huge show at the Pulitzer Museum in Saint Louis that we saw. What should we ask for it?

Untitled, Donald Judd, 1988

Dark Winds

Roadrunner

In the AMC TV series Dark Winds, Tony Hillerman’s tribal-police mysteries have been vividly brought to life on the small screen. Set in the Navajo Nation and filmed on location in New Mexico this mystery series is written, directed and performed largely by Native Americans. Dark Winds features Lt. Joe Leaphorn and Sgt. Jim Chee, two tribal policemen and two of Hillerman’s favorite police detectives. We meet these two characters in the early seventies when they first meet. Zahn McClarnon plays Leaphorn and leads this series. He seems to be Hollywood’s go to actor for tribal policemen, having previously played one for Longmire and again in Reservation Dogs. This series opens with a violent armored-car robbery in downtown Gallup, New Mexico, complete with a helicopter as the getaway vehicle. This small sleepy town was a lot quieter when we stopped there for breakfast last Sunday. We are halfway through the first of two seasons on Netflix. A third season is available on AMC, and I already have plans to exercise my free trial offer to watch that season there.

This show is full of mysticism and magic. There is an evil witch that you do not want to mess with. There are also dreams that have real life consequences. Its 1973 setting means Vietnam is a thing, along with the radical Native American movement of that era. The FBI or the Federal Bureau of Incompetence according to Leaphorn is nosing about. Basically, getting in Leaphorn’s face and ruining his day. One of the few white actors in the show, Rainn Wilson, plays the sleeziest of used car salesmen. We are enjoying this show a lot. Watching this Hillerman story, instead of reading or listening to it has added an extra dimension that has made sharing this experience a treasure.

Murder Most Fowl

Western Gull

I went to the Safeway today. I was on a mission to get cherries. We have been anticipating their arrival for weeks. Chris really, really likes cherries. Anyway, returning to the car, I witnessed a scene of devastation. Seagulls had carpet-bombed our RAV4. This event occurred in the twenty minutes that I was in the store. It was a massacre. The rain that we had received in the last two days had washed the car clean. Making it all the more tempting of a target. The gulls were merciless. There’s a carwash across the street. I suspect they are accomplices.

We are in the land of murder as in murder mysteries. The current flavor for mayhem comes from New Zealand, in the form of Brokenwood. This latest entry in the genre of British murder mysteries is not even British, but at least it is a member of the Commonwealth. On the quirky end of the spectrum this show nurses several running gags of a possibly sexist bent. Like the female detective who cannot make a decent cup of coffee to save her life or the female Russian medical examiner who is always spouting out sexual innuendos. Either she is also on the spectrum or with English as a second language, she does not realize the double meaning of what she says. It is still fun trying to guess the perp.

I took the birthday girl out for lunch, but we had a deadline. In a little over an hour the street outside, where we had parked was hosting a farmers’ market. There was a row of signs down the centerline proclaiming the coming towaway zone. With half-an-hour yet to go I got a text from the Monterey police warning us of potential towing. How they collated our parked car with my phone is another mystery. Anyway, the service was fast, and we had enough time to walk across the street and pick up an ice cream cake for tonight. Happy birthday!

Tom-Toms

Turkeys – A Pair of Toms

The other day, Anne and I were sitting in the dining room, when we both heard the gobble-gobble sound of turkeys. At first, I thought Anne was making the sound on her phone, but as it turned out the pictured pair were moving around the house towards the backyard. The noise of opening the sliding door was enough to frighten them off, but we intercepted them in the front yard. Anne ended up chasing them down the road. Turkeys are not rare around here, but usually they are seen at the bottom of the hill, not 1200′ up. I think that all of the rain that has fallen this year has made the top of the hill more hospitable than in years past.

A daily ritual around here is watching TV together in the afternoon. Dad and Chris used to only watch British murder mysteries, but all of the violence depicted became too much. Too many sleepy little villages with murder rates that dwarf both Detroit and Saint Louis combined. Now they have switched to the History Channel. Its shows are easier or my dad to follow, what with his failing eyesight. Initially, we watched a show about the highjacker DB Cooper, who either got away with it or didn’t. The show was not entirely clear. Recently, we have been watching a show about how California became a state.

It was the time of Manifest Destinay and President Polk was leading the charge. Polk decided that Mexico owned too much of what should be and eventually became the United States. He had already sprung Texas free from Mexico, but the slavery issue prevented it from joining the union that it would all too soon leave. Not content, he yearned for a country that went from sea to shiny sea. To this end, he sent a freebooter named Fremont to formant a rebellion in California. Fremont, with the aid of his trusty guide Kit Carson did just that and led a nearly bloodless rebellion that seized the state. Declaring victory and wanting to let Polk know, Fremont set Carson back east with the good news.

On the way home, Carson nearly died in the Sonora desert, but was rescued at the last minute by American troops, heading west to seize California. They had already taken New Mexico and Arizona and were on their way further west. Their commander convinced Carson to turn around and act as their guide west.

It was at this point that everything for the Americans began to fall apart. The Mexicans had not rolled over, but instead had taken their sweet time to react to all of this American aggression. They had already routed Fremont and his gang, when they surrounded the column that Carson was leading. Besieged, Carson had to crawl forty miles through the desert to San Diego and retrieve reinforcements. Superman did it in one day. Returning with the Marines, Carson had saved the day. Regrouped, Carson and Fremont defeated the Mexicans and took LA. Later that year, Carson again headed east to let Polk and the rest of the world know what had been occurring in California. This time he made it and he also brought news that gold had been discovered.