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Handlebar Bike Art

Handlebar Bike Art

Anne and I drove to the Grove, for an evening of Trailnet on Tap at the Handlebar, a bike-centric drinking establishment. After enjoying a beverage and a repast, the bar quieted down to hear attorneys Karie Casey and Dave Nelson address the legal rights and responsibilities of people who ride bicycles in traffic. Karie is our long time friend and fellow Kaldi teammate. She stood for the defense. Her also bike friendly colleague, Dave, represented the plaintiff’s point of view. Each speaker gave a brief introductory talk, but most of the evening was laid open to questions from the audience.

The Handlebar audience was primarily young hipsters, who rode to the event. We were easily two standard deviations away from the median age in the house. The audience was attentive and asked a lot of good questions. The event could have gone on longer than the allotted time. There was some discussion and clarification on Missouri bicycle laws, but most of the meeting had to do with what you should do if you are involved in a crash.

Things that I learned:

  • Bicycle laws are local; they vary from state to state. The rest of the lessons learned are directly pertinent to Missouri.
  • The Dead Red Light – Since so many traffic lights are now auto tire pressure activated, it is now legal for cyclists in Missouri to run a red light that has already cycled, in a safe and responsible manner.
  • A lot of Missouri’s bike laws use rather vague language.
  • Cyclists can ride two or more abreast, so long as they don’t impede traffic.
  • The City of Saint Louis has enacted an anti-harassment of bicyclist by motorist ordinance and has instituted bicycle law training for city officers.
  • If involved in an accident avoid a life flight, unless absolutely necessary. Its $20K cost will not be covered by your insurance company. As Dave for the plaintiff quipped, $5K or 25% of the helicopter bill for a fifteen minute flight would be much better spent on a 54” plasma TV that you could enjoy for many hours in recovery. Medivacs rides have become a racket. Take an ambulance instead. It is only ten minutes longer.
  • You might want to look into getting uninsured and under insured riders to your auto insurance policy. Odds are it won’t be the Beamer with a million dollars in liability that hits you, but a beater with the state minimum.
  • Helmet cams are a good thing and are admissible in court. Although cases with such video evidence rarely make it to trial. Go figure.

It was a valuable meeting and we learned a lot. Anne and I have had our share of bicycle related accidents, so we already knew much of what was discussed. Not having already graduated from the school of hard knocks, the hipsters likely learned even more. Although, for many in the audience whose only mode of transport was by bike, the ins and outs of auto under insurance held little solace.

5 Year Blog Anniversary


Yesterday was the fifth anniversary of this blog’s creation. Way back in 2008 I began with a stereotypical “Hello World” post. It coincided with Dave’s return from his sophomore year at Rochester. Some year’s anniversaries were rather uneventful, but many marked major family milestones. 2010 brought Dave’s University of Rochester graduation, in 2011 we mourned my mother’s passing and in 2012 we celebrated Dan’s graduation from CalArts. This year has been one of the uneventful ones. I’ve written more than one post per day for these past five years and have written regularly, almost always every day. After this little self-acknowledging and self-congratulatory hiatus, I plan on getting back to my regular blogging. Every day has been a challenge and every day will be an adventure. Here’s to five more years of soapbox shouting into the blogosphere!

Strawberry Fields Forever

Girl, Don't Even Think It

Girl, Don’t Even Think It

Another day in the sun means another Trailnet bike ride. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Leaving the environs of the Lou, we loaded the bikes onto the back of the car and trundled across the Mississippi to the Land of Lincoln; also know as the land of chip and seal, think rough chatter-bump pavement. Our objective for the day was the little burg of St. Jacob, which was holding its annual strawberry festival. Trailnet with its Berry Bicycle Ride brings hundreds of hungry cyclists into this tiny town boosting its festival’s attendance numbers and fundraising dollars.

Lately, Anne and I have been doing more of Trailnet’s Community rides, like yesterday’s The Art of Riding. These community rides are newer, smaller, shorter and free. They also generally occur close enough to home that we don’t have to transport ourselves and our bikes by car. The Berry ride is a little different. It is one of Trailnet’s Bicycle Fun Club events. It is a venerable ride and like most Fun Club rides attracts a large crowd. Trailnet is celebrating its 25th anniversary and the strawberry ride has been around since the beginning.

The Bicycle Fun Club was the creation of Tom Yarbrough, who helped found this style of group rides in Saint Louis during the late 1970s, when he was the manager of the Richmond Heights Touring Cyclist store. Later, Tom created the Fun Club under the Trailnet umbrella and continued some of his more offbeat rides, as an offshoot to the more conventional bike rides that Trailnet was already operating. I rode Tom’s last RAGBRAI and Tour of Herman. Tom passed away from lung cancer shortly afterwards. Trailnet continues to popularize the Bicycle Fun Club. It makes for a fond fun remembrance.

That’s enough rolling down memory lane; let’s get back to today’s ride. We got there early enough to see some Kaldi team members already riding out. We got registered ourselves and set off. Things were going well until Anne decided to stop and take off her Dancing Crane cap that she was wearing under her bicycle helmet. She neglected to unclip and ended up doing the captain and went down with the ship. The bike landed derailleur side up, so it was OK. Anne got a few scrapes, so she was mostly OK. No really, she’s OK and no she didn’t crash just to supply me blog fodder, bloody blog fodder I might say.

We decided then to cut our losses and elected to take the short route back, instead of any of the other longer ones. We were rewarded for this decision at the finish with strawberry shortcake à la mode, no long lines to wait for same and the company of many venerable Kaldi friends, not necessarily in that order. While we were enjoying our repast, a country-western band performed many much-loved standards. At one point they took a break and delivered some tragic news, “We regret to announce the passing of the youth, from the body of our dear friend […] on his fiftieth birthday.” Ah yes fifty, I remember it well.