Giro Della Montagna

Giro Della Montagna

Giro Della Montagna

Giro Della Montagna or Tour of the Hill is the third leg of this holiday weekend’s series of Gateway Cup bicycle races. It is also the oldest of the four legs. In celebration of these races Trailnet sponsored a Fun Club ride this morning also called Giro Della Montagna. We were late getting out of the house and we biked to the venue, which took longer than driving would have, but wait bonus miles. Once on the Hill, it took us a while to find the starting point and we ended up wandering up and down the Hill, more bonus miles, so registration was almost closed when we got there and it was definitely closed by the time that we left. You can have us bright or you can have us early, but you can’t have us bright and early. Because of our late start, we elected to do the middle route, which was a smart move, because halfway through the ride, it turned hot.

Our route took us back and forth across the Southside of Saint Louis and we passed by the other three race venues. We ended up taking a couple of unscheduled rest breaks for crossing trains. The first one was carrying oil and the second one coal. When we made it back to the Hill the bike racing was in full flower. We were both feeling a little crispy by then so ducked into the cool dark recesses of Mama Campisi’s Ristorante. You could still glimpse the racers as they rode by through the open doorway. We each had salads, shared a plate of bruschetta and drank gallons of ice water. After lunch, we were back out on the street feeling almost human again. Anne found a rather tasty gelato place. I got a souvenir t-shirt and a beer. We stayed to watch the above pictured race conclude. Then it was back on our bikes and home again, home again we rode, just not very lickity split.

Trail Through Time

Civil War Howitzers

Civil War Howitzers

We got up at six on a Saturday. We haven’t done that for a while. Our early morning destination was Grant’s farm, not the Anheuser-Busch amusement park, but the real one, the one right next door, the Ulysses S. Grant National Historic Site. Grant’s farm, really his wife’s farm, is where he tried his hand at sod busting and failed. He lost the farm, and then next failed at business in Illinois, but along came the Civil War and this Union general and then US president went on to make his mark on history. We rendezvoused there for an extremely short Trailnet bike ride that highlighted the local history of a portion of Grant’s Trail. It is a good thing that we commuted there by bike, because otherwise we wouldn’t have gotten any miles at all. Grant’s Trail is a rails-to-trails bike path and the portion of its history that we delved into was at the Crestwood end of the trail. I’ll key on two of the sites that we visited and I’ll cover them in the order that we did today and not their actual historical precedence.

Our first stop was the Father Dickson Cemetery. This thirteen acre black cemetery opened in 1903 and when the last person had been laid to rest there in the 1970s over 12,000 souls had been buried there. The grounds undulate beneath you as you walk across them. Few people buried there were buried in caskets, most not even in a pine box. This has allowed the ground to settle unevenly. Fewer still had headstones for their graves. The stones that do exist seem to have been almost randomly scattered across this potter’s field. Before this cemetery, black folk had to contend with burial plots on the periphery of white cemeteries, one final injustice. Still, the first African-American US ambassador is buried there.

Our tour of the cemetery was cut short when a mixed race gospel choir began their singing. They setup blocking Grant’s Trail, which I wouldn’t have done, but everyone was cool and their singing was infectious. After the concert, we toured the Sappington House, which was right next door. This 1808 house was one of the first residences in what is now Saint Louis County. Sappington was friends with Daniel Boone who contemporaneously settled across the Missouri in Saint Chuck. It was a beautiful home when it was built and it remains so today. It is immaculately outfitted in period furnishing and is one of the best home tours that I’ve ever experienced. We only got the 25¢ tour that covered just the ground floor. I can hardly wait to go back for the 50¢ tour that also covers the upstairs.

The Art of Riding

The Art of Riding

The Art of Riding

We made the cover photo of this month’s Trailnet newsletter. I’m front row left of center and Anne is to my left, behind the boy in the center. This picture was from last year’s “The Art of Bicycling” ride. This community ride is coming up again later this month. That is Peet Eyes speaking to the crowd. He and an associate were working on a wall mural as we rode up. He took time out to describe what he does, why he does it and how he does it.

Fun With Chess Sets


Back in April, Anne and I rode Trailnet’s first annual Art and Tweed ride. Cyclists were encouraged to dress up in garb of old, lots of wool please, but no spandex thank you very much. Our costumes made up the tweed part of this ride, while the five art museums that we toured contributed the art. One of the five was the World Chess Hall of Fame. One of the exhibits there was an eclectic collection of chess sets. I’d like to share a few of them with you. Here are three of the ones that I thought were the most fun.

First up is Hollywood vs. Broadway. This Doug Anderson creation is fun to look at, but I would find it difficult to keep track of these pieces in a game. Up front are Cabaret, a Hollywood pawn and Dream Girls and Little Shop of Horrors, Broadway pawns. Fiddler on the Roof is a Hollywood rook, while Phantom is the Broadway king All of these pieces could go either way, if you ask me, so go figure?

“Pooh had forgotten how
to play chess and the more
he thought about it, the more
muddled he got in his mind”
– A. A. Milne

The above A. A. Milne quote adorns the four sides of the board, of this Winnie the Pooh chess set, but other than this quote, this is a Disney Pooh set. Both sides have the same pieces, differentiated by color. Pooh is rightfully the king. Kangaroo is the queen. Both bishops are Owl, both knights are Eeyore and both rooks are Tigger. All of the pawns are somehow fittingly Piglet.

The Barack Obama vs. John McCain chess set is from the 2008 presidential election. This was the latest of a series of presidential race inspired chess sets that were on hand. Some of the chess sets in this presidential collection dated back to the 19th century. Maybe next time we visit the World Chess Hall of Fame, Mitt Romney will be there too?

PS – Checkout my brother’s new video, Where We Live, it is fantastic!

The Need for Speed

Saint Louis Fabrication Arts Sculpture in front of Big Shark

Saint Louis Fabrication Arts Sculpture in front of Big Shark

A couple of weeks ago, while we were loitering in front of the Regional Arts Commission, waiting for the day’s bicycle ride to begin and some of us were contemplating yarn bombing a portion of our much diminished bicycle fleet, I stole across the street to take this picture. It shows the bicycle themed sculpture that is outside of Big Shark Bicycle. Depicted in outline form are two cyclists, a man and a woman. They look like they are going fast.

We didn’t go fast today, but we did complete the ride. We drove across the river to the land of Lincoln, Millstadt, IL to be specific. We participated in Trailnet’s Great Pizza ride. It was a great ride even sans pizza. Millstadt, Waterloo, New Hanover and Columbia were towns that we passed through. Both Millstadt and New Hanover are quaint German heritage towns, while Waterloo was the first permanent American settlement in the Northwest Territory.

The Great Pizza ride is an old Trailnet ride, but with new routes this year. Ole Captain Don met us at the start and bade us to weigh anchor and heave-ho. The new route was much hillier than the old was, but also more scenic. Funny thing about that, hills and valleys lined with trees are more interesting than pancake flat corn fields. In addition to hills, at least on the outbound leg, we faced a steady headwind. What with the aches from yesterday’s ride, I was feeling it today, when we hit the first rest stop. I would have been happy just doing the short route, but Anne was determined to do the middle route. She is dedicated to being in shape for this summer’s Michigan Lakeshore Tour. We did do the middle route, but not fast. We got home and unloaded before the rains came. This was our longest ride of the year, new rule, long ride, means short post.

Lawyer Up, Mount Up, Ride On

Handlebar Bike Art

Handlebar Bike Art

Anne and I drove to the Grove, for an evening of Trailnet on Tap at the Handlebar, a bike-centric drinking establishment. After enjoying a beverage and a repast, the bar quieted down to hear attorneys Karie Casey and Dave Nelson address the legal rights and responsibilities of people who ride bicycles in traffic. Karie is our long time friend and fellow Kaldi teammate. She stood for the defense. Her also bike friendly colleague, Dave, represented the plaintiff’s point of view. Each speaker gave a brief introductory talk, but most of the evening was laid open to questions from the audience.

The Handlebar audience was primarily young hipsters, who rode to the event. We were easily two standard deviations away from the median age in the house. The audience was attentive and asked a lot of good questions. The event could have gone on longer than the allotted time. There was some discussion and clarification on Missouri bicycle laws, but most of the meeting had to do with what you should do if you are involved in a crash.

Things that I learned:

  • Bicycle laws are local; they vary from state to state. The rest of the lessons learned are directly pertinent to Missouri.
  • The Dead Red Light – Since so many traffic lights are now auto tire pressure activated, it is now legal for cyclists in Missouri to run a red light that has already cycled, in a safe and responsible manner.
  • A lot of Missouri’s bike laws use rather vague language.
  • Cyclists can ride two or more abreast, so long as they don’t impede traffic.
  • The City of Saint Louis has enacted an anti-harassment of bicyclist by motorist ordinance and has instituted bicycle law training for city officers.
  • If involved in an accident avoid a life flight, unless absolutely necessary. Its $20K cost will not be covered by your insurance company. As Dave for the plaintiff quipped, $5K or 25% of the helicopter bill for a fifteen minute flight would be much better spent on a 54” plasma TV that you could enjoy for many hours in recovery. Medivacs rides have become a racket. Take an ambulance instead. It is only ten minutes longer.
  • You might want to look into getting uninsured and under insured riders to your auto insurance policy. Odds are it won’t be the Beamer with a million dollars in liability that hits you, but a beater with the state minimum.
  • Helmet cams are a good thing and are admissible in court. Although cases with such video evidence rarely make it to trial. Go figure.

It was a valuable meeting and we learned a lot. Anne and I have had our share of bicycle related accidents, so we already knew much of what was discussed. Not having already graduated from the school of hard knocks, the hipsters likely learned even more. Although, for many in the audience whose only mode of transport was by bike, the ins and outs of auto under insurance held little solace.