Signs of Summer

Part of Twelfth Night Set

Part of Twelfth Night Set

Last weekend, I was bicycling in the park and came upon the under construction set for this year’s Shakespeare Festival. The play will be Twelfth Night. What will likely be the most striking aspect of this set had already been erected, a giant full moon. Preparation for the Shakespeare Festival is a tangible sign that summer is rushing fast upon us. The festival officially begins next weekend, Memorial Day weekend, and runs until the day before the Muny season begins, a summer long season of song and dance.

Anne finished her month-long stint supporting leave no child untested last week. This week she quickly found herself booked until the end of the school year, which is as soon as next week. How many more days to go, Anne?

School’s out forever
School’s out for summer
School’s out with fever
School’s out completely
– Alice Cooper

What would summer in Saint Louis be without some summer heat? To that end, Mother Nature flipped on her furnace yesterday and we set a record high for Tuesday. Hopefully, this won’t be one of many like last year. Otherwise, here we go, back to global warming temperatures and global warming denials.

This leads me to another undesirable aspect of the looming summer season. No, I’m not speaking about those hot summer days. I know a lot of people who actually revel in this hothouse season. Although, these same people usually have a Body Mass Index of zero. Nor am I speaking of that perennial summertime pest, the mosquito. I am speaking of that most awful aspect of summer, Washington politics. In days of yore, when I lived in DC, summer was a quiet time of truce between the warring parties. This was because like Saint Louis, Washington has the most atrocious summer weather, both too hot and too humid. Politicians wisely fled town, in order to spend more time with their constituents. At least that is what they told us. Then with the advent of central air, Washington politics went 365/24/7.

Last summer’s hubbub was all about the budget, full of debt ceiling standoffs. This year’s summer is shaping up to be a multitude of administration scandals. We’ve got Benghazi, that IRS/Tea Party thing and the latest, an AP/phone records dustup. Dealing with the last one first, all I can say is, you don’t get the Patriot Act that you want; you get the Patriot Act that was enacted. If you didn’t want the government to snoop on you, then you shouldn’t have made it the law in the first place. People who surrender their freedom for security end up with neither. What I really don’t understand about this summer’s political agenda is why are we going to waste time on the Benghazi/IRS/Tea Party scandals. Would not Congress’s time be much better wasted trying to repeal Obamacare again?

Prodigal Son

Dave Is Back In Town For Mothers Day

Dave Is Back In Town For Mothers Day

Dave arrived in town on Friday afternoon. He came back home to celebrate Mothers Day, but he also had to license his car. I took the afternoon off to see him, but then I got greedy and tried to sneak a bike ride in too. I was at the far end of the park when he got home earlier than I expected. By the time that I made it back home, he was gone. He had left his car at Telle Auto, for a state inspection and then walked over to his friend Kennard’s. Later Anne called; she was at the Wood, waiting for the rest of the teachers to show up. Telle called then, the car had passed and was ready for pickup. I walked over to Telle and then drove it to the licensing bureau. I was waiting there when Dave called; he was back at Telle, wondering where his car was. I told him where I was and that I was headed to the Wood. He asked me to call him, when we left the Wood.

Anne and the rest of the testy testing team were there, when I finally arrived at the Wood. They have just completed this year’s standardized tests, leaving no child left untested. This being Teacher Appreciation Week, these teachers were appreciating most of all a Friday afternoon libation. At the beginning of testing season, the signs on the doors read, “Testing, Do Not Disturb”. By the end, some wag had altered the signs to read, “Disturbing, Do Not Test”.

We called Dave on our way home, but got no answer. Dave eventually showed up, stayed for a few minutes and then was out the door again. He was not seen nor heard from again until like a vampire count, he came crawling back to his coffin among the morning shadows of dawn’s early light. The sound of his key in the door caused Anne to wake with a fright. She thought that someone was breaking into the house. Kennard is now the manager of a miniatures store. He, Dave and a couple of their friends had been playing war games there all night long. The acorn has certainly not fallen very far from the tree.

On Saturday, Anne and Joanie disappeared to the Laumeier Mothers Day art fair. When the boys were growing up, this was one of Anne’s usual opportunities to step out. Since the one boy in town was ‘napping’, I busied myself with chores and another bike ride. Returning home again, I found Dave sprawled across the couch, but conscious. I suggested going out for lunch, which he was up for. I took him to Gringo, the same place that I had taken Anne for her birthday. Our other son Dan is much more forthcoming about his doings than Dave is; Dave is just naturally more reticent. We like to joke that we are just not cleared to his comings and goings. Taking matters in hand, I decided to employ extraordinary means of interrogation, not water-boarding, but rather a pitcher of margaritas. Gringo makes a potent margarita.

Since he was last home over Christmas, the boy has been busy. Over spring break he did a whirlwind tour of America’s major metropolitan areas: Boston, New York (He tried to see Ashlan.), Washington and Chicago. It turns out that Dave was arriving in Chicago about when we were leaving. He drove to these cities with two guys who will become his new roommates in the fall. They’re both undergraduates, but both Dave’s age. They’re Indiana boys who came to Purdue via the Marine Corps. Dave has been rooming the last two years with two Asian Indian graduate students. One of these guys is graduating, while the other is studying in Switzerland. Future travel plans include a week’s vacation in Costa Rica, followed by a conference in Montreal and the cabin on the 4th.

May Day



This morning I bicycled in Forest Park. Yesterday, I also biked in the park, but today was May Day. The accompanying photo gallery shows some of the sights that I saw today. I launched in the predawn light, arriving in the park at dawn. The morning mist lay heavy on the golf course’s fairways and greens and made for a great photo-op. As I began my first circuit around the park’s habit-trail I heard chanting coming from the vicinity of Art Hill. I detoured off the bike path and made a beeline towards the source of the sound.

On top of the hill, the sun was a little higher in the sky than down below, but it was still quite low in the sky. Its low angle nicely projected the statue of Saint Louis’s shadow onto the art museum’s wall. Adjoining Saint Louis was a morning yoga class doing sun salutations in the dew wet grass. I heard the chanting again, only this time from below.

I caught up with the source of the sound; the Wash-U ROTC class was doing PT in the park. The kids seemed pleased with the paparazzi attentions of a bicycling old coot. Later, I shot a low-speed photograph of me and my bicycle’s shadow. All of these perambulations made me late for the main event though. When I arrived in front of the Jewel Box, the May Day revelers were already packing up their Maypole. “You’re too late, come back next May”, admonished one of the revelers. His revelry had left him famished and he was anxious to get to Steak and Shake for breakfast.

Odds and Ends

Forest Park Tullips

Forest Park Tullips

I went for a bicycle ride after work tonight. After a day of rain, it was nice to get outside again. We’ve gotten so much rain these past few months that we’ve gone from record drought conditions to near record flood conditions. Not only is the Mississippi flooding, but so is our basement. I’ve gotten so fed up with it that I’ve hired a man to put a sub-pump in. This will occur in a week or two, so we’ll just have to put up with the water puddles until then. I didn’t have much else to say tonight, do I combed by notes, an informal archive of blog fodder ideas and came up with the following items that I have heard:

“The help desk doesn’t know anything.” I overheard this comment at work. An IT person was making a service call and an engineer, the other half of this conversation had just previously said, “But the help desk had told me …”

“Being organized is just for people too lazy to look for things.” One of Anne’s colleagues has a button, a bumper sticker or simply made a Facebook comment to this effect. Anne liked it so much that she shared it with me and now I’m sharing it with you. It also tends to justify our housekeeping style.

The history of the United States can be told in eleven words: Columbus, Washington, Lincoln, Volstead, Two flights up and ask for Gus. – New York Evening Sun 

I heard the preceding quote on Ken Burn’s Prohibition documentary. I thought that it nicely encapsulated US history to that point. While, I’m sitting here slaving over a hot blog-stove, Anne and Joanie are living it up at the barroom. They are at the Schafly Bottleworks in Maplewood, having a beer or two, knitting, and listening Science on Tap, a monthly science oriented lecture series. Tonight’s lecture is on meteorites. Schafly also commemorates the repeal of Prohibition, every April 6th. I’m that there is more knitting than beer going on between Anne and Joanie, but I’m pretty sure that there is beer there too.