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“They’re eating the dogs.” “They’re eating the cats.” “Hitler Did Some Good Things.” “I need the kind of generals that Hitler had.” “They’re poisoning the blood of our country.” “We’re like a garbage can for the world.” “”When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best.” “I am much better looking than Kamala Harris.” “Kamala is mentally impaired.” “Retarded.” “Such a nasty woman.” “I hate Taylor Swift.” “I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything … Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.” 

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Barbed Wire Toilet

Anne took this photo in Hvar, at the visitor’s center, but you know what really burned her butt, it cost her 1 € to use it. She took this photo the day of her bike crash, when she was still quite hobbled, and this seat was close. When she showed me this picture, I thought at first that it might be some strange memorial to the Yugoslav war, but looking it up online, it appears to be just a joke. It is one of a variety of macabre toilet seats, where others feature such items as razor blades and insects. All of these items are sealed in clear Plexiglas, making them smooth to the touch and easier to clean. Still, the sight of them is enough to give one pause. This post is yet another example of potty mouth humor that was a recurrent theme on our holiday in Croatia. I suspect that some locals have grown tired of the need to attend to the body functions of the tourists and humor is a defense mechanism.