WWBD

Bob and Noreen

Bob and Noreen called us last night to announce… wait for it, Bob’s retirement. After way too many years of paying into my social security, Bob has decided to punchout. He joins a long line of other recent retirements, including Jay and cousin Anne. This leaves my social security trust fund much weakened and a wee bit depleted. I hope that it holds up, but fear not, Bob is lining up a side gig as a consultant. Wait, 1099s don’t pay into my social security!

For all of us 2025 was a bit wonky. Bob was traveling furiously right up to the end. He even visited us while we were in Monterey, where we tried to educate him on the wisdom of one of our founding fathers, Ben Franklin. We swapped tales of all of our travels last year, plus grandchildren stories and future plans.

Anne to Me: “You Stinker!”

About future plans, Bob is not one to be take what may. He has always been a go-getter. Always looking, never hiding. When the next day dawns, he is ready for action. Hopefully, he still remembers when to roll his sixes and ones, but such games are mere child’s play to Bob. He needs a real challenge, one that really challenges him else he slides quickly into dotage. Folks, I give to you Campaign for North Africa. This 1978 Godzilla of the monster wargames of that era has always been Bob’s and my dream. Even forty years ago, when we were both changing diapers and trying to slip one more turn of an Avalon Hill game, in-between naps. Currently, both of our systems of computer resources are in revamp mode. Once this reboot is complete, we should be ready to go. If we do this right, I could clobber him, or him me, all the while both of us sitting on some distant beaches. Letting our AI minions handle the rest. What do you say Bob, can I serve you up some nice fresh pasta, al dente?

Joanie and Max

Joanie and Max

Yesterday, Joanie invited us out to dinner, to welcome her sister Max back to town. Max was visiting old friends, one of whom, Sherry, also joined us for dinner. We ended up going to Session Taco, which used to be called Mission Taco, but when they ran afoul of Mission Foods, maker of Mission tortillas, and had to change their name. It was good to see Max again.

Today, I decided to check on the iPhone 17 Pro Max that I had ordered in Malden. Logging into my AT&T account, I found no record of this order. I then went to the ATT store. At one point over the next two hours, I was down two iPhones. The one that I had ordered for delivery in November had supposedly already been delivered. Plus, the iPhone 12 that I had walked in with no longer had any service. It eventually all got worked out, but not before having to show my ID literally a dozen times. I do not know exactly what went wrong. My credit card on file that had been lost last April and had eventually stopped working. That was surly part of the problem. The ATT store had just rolled out new internal software which was also problematic. Anyway, I am still now expecting a new phone delivery in November. The Good Lord willing.

Overnight Guests

Uncivilized
Huron Jewel

Last evening two sloops pulled into the bay just before sunset. They both parked offshore from the cabin and then stayed the night but were gone by morning. Marine Traffic showed them already locked through in the Soo.

Besides the usual errands and chores today’s big event was Cooper’s second Zoom meeting. Following last month’s organized telecon, today’s meet included our fourth high school droog, Ned. All told, there was Cooper, Armin, Ned, Mark and Anne on the call. We spoke for more than an hour, until my phone’s battery was about to give out. With Coop as our MC, the conversation covered the gambit of topics, family, friends, work, wargames, D&D and health. This will not be a one-off event, but something that we will regularly revisit in the future.

Animales Borrachos

“Animales Borrachos” or Drunken Animals, Oaxaca Mexican Folk-Art

These Mexican folk-art figures belong to the alebrije category from Oaxaca of Mexican folk art. These carved wooden animals are made from copal wood, native to Oaxaca, and are hand-painted with vibrant colors and intricate patterns. The term “borrachos” translates to “drunken ones,” and these carvings typically depict animals in human-like poses, often with bottles, implying a scene of drinking, sometimes specifically mezcal. While alebrijes can be fantastical creatures, these “borrachos” focus on a humorous, sometimes satirical, portrayal of social life through animal characters. Anne dug these figures out of the closet as part of her dressing of the house.

I Zoomed with Cooper and Armin, two of my high school friends. Cooper had tracked me down (again) and set up this meeting. We are all retired now, Armin the most recently as of last Saturday. Cooper is living in LA and Armin in DC. Our children are grown, and we all seem to be leading the good life now. The whereabouts and situation of the fourth member of our little extracurricular club, Ned, remains a mystery. After this preliminary exchange of particulars, we got into the good stuff, wargames. Cooper took us around his home and showed off his collection of games. Some of his titles were familiar, but others were new to me. Afterwards, the conjunction of this conversation with Anne’s treasure hunting made the choice of  Animales Borrachos the perfect choice of graphic.

Everyone Loves a Fart Joke

Anne to Me: “You Stinker!”

Mean Mark! What kind of friend would post such a picture? Those of us who know Bob are well aware of his fondness for poop, as ably pointed out by his son on a number of occasions, but I do not believe that this is common knowledge.

Bob is seen here enjoying the witticisms of old Ben Franklin encapsulated in a book that Anne acquired while visiting Independence Hall in Philadelphia, earlier this year. Franklin was quite the character and wit, but so is Bob. He is also a very nice guy, which is why I know that he will not take too much umbrage from such a slight. Bob is our oldest friend from Sain Louis. In more than one way. Anne and his wife Nink used to work together, and Bob and I have spent many a fine hour playing wargames with each other. Did I just tell you what a nice person he is? He really is. 😎

We recently visited Bob an Nink at their beautiful new home in North Carolina. So, I was anxious to show him my parent’s house. We have been showing it quite frequently to strangers lately that it was nice to show it to a friend and Bob is such a dear, dear friend. After the obligatory house tour, we sat down over a couple of beers and proceeded to tell each other some pretty little lies. This is Monterey after all. Afterwards, we all headed to Carmel for dinner at Rio Grill.