Orange & Green Are Both the New Black

Biking Between Bars

Biking Between Bars

Today, we launched on our bicycles at the butt-crack of noon. My bike was outfitted with a newly purchased handlebar mount for my GoPro camera. It was Anne’s idea to try it out, before next weekend’s big bike ride. Previously, I’ve only handheld the GoPro, which always makes her nervous. I used it to take the above photo, all the while negotiating the narrow confines of the pictured New I-64 pedestrian bridge. Regarding this post’s tittle, last year’s Team Kaldi jersey was all black. Anne is wearing this year’s team jersey, which is a combination rust orange and lime green. 

We rode on to the Botanical Gardens which were in full Japanese Festival mode. Our first stop there was to grab some food. Anne wanted something cool, because of the day’s rising heat, so I grabbed some sushi, a crisp roll. It had to be authentic, because when I asked the couple running the booth what was in it, I couldn’t understand their English. I chose the crisp roll, because another Asian patron had. It was good, but one of the two packs of chopsticks only had one stick in it, which led to me using my fingers. Its funny, because the guy running the stand had to suggest to me that I even get chopsticks.

We were both amazed at the large number of visitors that had dressed up for the event in various forms of both traditional and pop culture Japanese attire. I’ve seen a lot of unusual hair colors in my day, but never with such frequency, variety and all in one place. About this time Anne told me about a recurring Saturday Night Live skit called J-Pop America Funtime Now! It pokes fun of American’s sometimes blind enthusiasm for all things Japanese. Plus, it is supposedly set at Michigan State, our alma mater. I’m surprised that I had never heard of it before, but it has been years since I stayed up to watch SNL.

Eventually, because of the heat, we fled the gardens. It was getting on towards four by then, so for an early dinner, we stopped off on our way home at Saint Nicholas, which was holding it annual Greek Festival. Sushi for lunch and gyros for dinner, we feel that we are now quite the international connoisseurs.

The sky to the west was darkening as we crossed the park. We stopped and Anne put all of her electronics in my messenger bag for safe keeping. Later, we both heard what sounded like something dropping, but managed to convince ourselves otherwise. The something turned out to be Anne’s camera. When we got home it was missing. I drove back to the scene of the crime, but it was still nowhere to be found. To add insult to injury, in the initial panic, I dropped my iPhone and the gorilla glass on its back shattered. It turned out to be a much more expensive bike ride than we planned, but it could have been worse.

A Night at the Races

Gateway Cup Start/Finish line

Gateway Cup Start/Finish line

I left work early today, because last night’s chilly Mac was still churning below. On my way home, I swung by REI and Whole Foods and once home, skipped lunch for Tums which then turned it all around snicker-snack quick and I launched towards the park. It was a balmy 90 °F. The park was pretty empty. I did one turnaround and got caught at the light at Forsyth and Skinker. While I was waiting there, a bevy of beauties rode past me on their green. It was a women’s racing team, in town for this weekend’s Gateway Cup. The dozen of them were all in matching red and white poke-a-dot uniforms. They looked cute as they rode away from me, I still being stranded at the light. They were a quarter-mile ahead of me when my light turned green. Try as I might I couldn’t catch up to them and they receded into the distance. I had dreams of making a fool of myself, by first racing ahead of them all and then shooting a selfie with them as the scenic background, but it was all for naught, except as a workout.

Anne got home from school not too long after I finished my jousting at windmills. We soon drove downtown to Lafayette Square, site for tonight’s Gateway Cup bike races. They’ll be in town all holiday weekend folks. Lafayette makes for the perfect crit (short for criterium) race venue. Perfectly square, a quarter-mile on the side, it makes for a mile long race track. Before we left for the night, some of the faster racers were peaking to 45 MPH in the straightaways. Bike-mates Tom and Audrey own one of the 19th-century townhouses that circle the square. Really, they surround the square in more of a rectilinear fashion. Just saying! They graciously throw a lawn party, with the best of floor shows, the bike races. We had dinner with Don and DJ at Square One, which had a great spare tips special. It was great catching up with them again. Then we decamped to Audrey and Tom’s to watch the races and kvetch.

50th Anniversary

Bikers at Bill and Mary's 50th Anniversary Party

Bikers at Bill and Mary’s 50th Anniversary Party

The highlight of this weekend was Bill and Mary’s 50th anniversary party. Their reception was held on Saturday night, at nearby Fontbonne University. We had the shortest commute of anyone there. The hall is only half-a-mile from home. Mary is a mathematics professor there. Bill is retired from McDonnell Douglas. We know Bill and Mary through Team Kaldis and our MS-150 charity work. We ride together. Two more kind and loving people I cannot think of. I want to wish them both a very happy 50th anniversary. The fruits of their marriage were on full display last night and there were a lot of them, too many for me to accurately count, between all their children and their grandchildren. They both have much to be proud of, congrats!

As preamble to this party, I got my hair cut on Saturday. Sitting in the stylist’s chair, she asked me, “What exciting things are you going to do this Saturday night?” I told her I was going to a 50th anniversary party. She replied that I was the second person who told her that today. A woman, sister to the groom, had been in earlier in the morning. The stylist said that she had coiffed her hair to be big and white, but with the day’s humidity she didn’t expect the big to last long. She was right, because when I introduced myself to Mary Lee that night her hair was straight and white.

Anne and I sat at the biker’s table. There were all of the usual suspects. It was good seeing everyone again. They had a DJ there who doubled as master of ceremonies. Anne got me up to dance with her. During dinner storms rolled in and first my phone and then others started getting weather alerts. We were in a gymnasium, so the thought of a tornado ripping off its roof did cross my mind, but it turned out to be nothing. Everyone seemed to have a good time and I again wish Bill and Mary a very happy 50th wedding anniversary.

Three Beauties

We got up early, at least for us on a Saturday morning and rendezvoused with some of our fellow Team Kaldis cyclists at the De Mun Kaldis store, the original Kaldis store. This was our first Kaldis sponsored training ride for this September’s MS-150 charity ride. They had plenty of complementary coffee already laid out for us when we arrived. We got there early enough to kvetch for a bit too. There were 25 teammates ready to ride when we launched, plus a couple more that had showed-up to cheer us on. Stew and Nancy were honchoing this ride and it was billed as a no drop ride. That means a ride where the group hangs together and waits for any stragglers.

It was nice riding with a group instead of just Anne and I. There is safety in numbers. We could take the lane on busy streets, like McCausland that by ourselves would have been too scary to ride on. From Clayton, we head south into city. We jumped onto the River des Peres Trail, which has been beautifully renovated since the last time I rode on it. The western half is all pristine extra-wide concrete. I swear that more swoopy turns have been added since the old trail was there. It is probably just an effect of the extra wide trail. We crossed over to the north side of the river and continued on down towards the Mississippi. The River des Peres ditch filled with water as we approached. We didn’t make it to the Mississippi, but instead turned north. I understand that down by the river there is another trail that connects. It runs from the new casino and from there further south to Jefferson Barracks. JB was a Civil War military installation that has persisted to today, although primarily in cemetery form.

Turning north, we entered Carondelet, which was once a colonial French town, but has been all but subsumed by the city. A bit of its old world charm still persists around its old town square, which is really a triangle, but who cares. About this time in the ride, I was beginning to wonder if our no drop ride was also a no-stop ride, but we stopped at the Macklind Avenue Deli. From there it was over “The Hill” and on into Forest Park. In a nice touch, we toured Hall of Fame Avenue, much to the neighbor’s delight. Après ride we kvetched some more, until one-by-one we went our separate ways.

Since, Anne and I had ridden over that meant we also had to ride back. We headed up De Mun again and this time turned onto Alamo, our old address. A most unusual yard sale was going on. In addition to the normal stuff, old CDs, DVDs and obsolete electronics were tables and tables of fine glass art. While riding by we were hailed by the wife, who organized this sale. I bought this bowl for $25. The back-story was this was art that had been sitting around the studio too long and needed to be moved out. It was priced to sell. It was all going for at least 10¢ on the dollar. The artist seemed not pleased with these events, but he participated in our sale. We also bought two handmade glasses, for a buck a piece. The husband was especially unhappy with that pricing. I compounded his misery with a bad joke, saying if you filled the glasses with beer, you could get much more. And yes I carried all this glassware on my bike.

Happy Birthday to Us!

60th Birthday Revelers

60th Birthday Revelers

Anne and I threw a birthday party for ourselves tonight. This being the year that both of us turn sixty years old, we decided to split the difference between our two birthdays and hold just one party on the day averaged between our two actual birth dates. It just ever so conveniently fell on Friday the 13th, today. We convened the party as a happy hour at the Schlafly Bottleworks in Maplewood. We got a good turnout. Thanks for coming out tonight folks. We had a great time celebrating our conjoined 60th birthday with you.

Wait! What About the Lawn?

Rolling Past the Corn Fields

Rolling Past the Corn Fields

I really have no good excuse for not mowing the lawn this weekend. I know why I didn’t mow the lawn. It was because I was out bicycling with my baby all weekend, but that’s not a good excuse. The weather has been so cool and comfortable that I can’t claim that it was too hot to mow the lawn and then go out and ride all day. If it had been hot, then that would have been fine. You can’t mow the lawn when it’s too hot. It’s just not healthy. Now I’ll have to find time after work this week to mow the lawn. Otherwise, I’ll be the shame of the block, the guy with a biker’s lawn.

There we are the two of us, unabashedly biking down the road and we’re happy too. Today we were in Illinois, rehearsing for our auditions in Sauget as Chip and Seal Dancers. At times some quick footwork was called for as we danced along the rough farm roads on our pedals. What drew us across the Father of Waters into the Land of Lincoln? Why the 30th annual Saint Jacob’s Strawberry Festival and its complementary Trailnet Berry Ride. Après ride Anne and I was wondering if we could have been at the first Strawberry Festival. Any ride then would have been organized by Touring Cyclist and not Trailnet. In May of 1984 Anne would have still been without child and we were doing a lot of the Touring Cyclist rides then. We were biking a lot with Bob and Nink then. We’ll have to ask them if they remember any better than us.

According to a farm report that I heard last week 70% of the Illinois corn crop has been planted. You couldn’t tell that looking at the background fields in the above photo. In-between corn fields, planted or not, we rode past the occasional palatial estate. There was one that was by far the most ostentatious. It had a cobblestone (not cut) gate house, a roadside decorative pond, with accompanying cobblestone cabana. But what really set the place off I could only glimpse through the shielding trees. At first I thought that it was a lighthouse, but what purpose a lighthouse could serve in central Illinois I would not dare to venture. Rounding the corner, we got a better view of the back of the property, which included a cobblestone control tower. Notice below the landing lights in the photograph. However, this ‘runway’ was rather narrow and had a rather close tree line along one side, not ideal landing conditions. I suspect that this estate is the dream of some retired air force general, from Scott AFB.

Stone-Ground Corn Field Control Tower

Stone-Ground Corn Field Control Tower