Wyrd Sisters

Indian Pipeweed - A Saprophytic Plant

Sister One: Eye of Newt and Toe of Froggie …

Sister Two: I was thinking something more vegetarian, maybe a sun-dried tomato-basil …

Sister Three: You know it is cheaper to buy sun-dried tomatoes at the Plum salad bar, than packaged? Well, I’m just saying.

There was a pause

One: Bubble, bubble, deep fat trouble. Big fat butts and chins that double.

Two: I don’t want to go to Clyde’s.

Three: If you only come in for one meal a day, soon your waist will fade away.

There was a long pause, followed by a shorter pause.

Two: I wouldn’t mind going out to eat, except that it is -7 °F cold outside. That’s too cold for me.

One: You think that is cold, it’s -22 °C in Canada.

Three: Oh, those poor, poor Canadians.

The night was as black as the inside of a cat.

One: Thrice the brinded cat hath mewed.

Two: Thrice and once the hedge pig whined.

Three: I’m getting hungry too. I wish that we could decide.

One: Three times the striped cat has proclaimed.

Two: Three times plus one, that would be four, the concealed pig complained.

Three: Thanks for the old English translation, but I’m still hungry. 

It was a dark and stormy night. The wind howled. Lightning stabbed at the earth erratically, like an inefficient assassin.

One: Something wicked this way comes.

Two: Double, double Toyota troubles, Firebirds and Cadillacs stumble, for all the EPA spells a pot of trouble.

Bill: Hey, what are you old witches doing about dinner?

Three: I’m not a witch, I’m your wife.

One: I’ve found a recipe. Let’s see here, round about the cauldron go; in the poisoned entrails throw, toad that under cold stone days and nights has thirty-one sweltered venom sleeping got, boil thou first in the charmed pot. What do you think about this dish?

Two: That doesn’t sound very vegan to me, but if you insist, I’ll eat meat. Instead of that recipe, why don’t we try this one. Fillet of Fenny snake, in the cauldron boil and bake; eye of newt …

Bill: She turned me into a newt, but I got better.

Two: … and toe of froggie, wool of bat. and tongue of doggie,

Bill: Alfred? Now his bite really will be worse than his bark.

Two: Adder’s fork, and blind worm’s sting, lizard’s breath, and owlet’s wing, for a charm of powerful trouble like a hell broth boil and bubble. What’d you think?

Three: While you three have been whining, I’ve been busy in the kitchen. I’ve whipped up two pans of my world-famous lasagna, one vegetarian and one with meat. It’s all done, so let’s sit down and eat already.

All: Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble.

The End

- Apologies all around, to the bard and Terry P. and to all my out-laws, except for maybe Alfred. ;-)

Fun In The Sun

Anne and I kayaked on Friday. We paddled over to Cedar Point, which is across the bay from Birch Point, where the ospreys are hanging out. I should say thank you to my Courtois out-laws for the loan of one of their yellow kayaks, but I’m sure that they saw it all on their birdhouse security camera, the Bill-Cam. We just thought it was too, too much to haul another one of our purple kayaks down to the beach, but I’m sure that they will understand, right? [Ooh-ooh, Sally, Teri, Anastasia and friend just arrived.]  ;-)

The objective of our voyage of discovery, were eagles, bald eagles. Jay and Carl had previously posted photos of the Cedar Point eagles. On their expedition, they had rock-hopped around the point. We chose the water route instead. It was unusually calm, so I felt comfortable bringing a camera with me. A waterproof canoe bag to put it in was an additional comfort. We set sail for Cedar Point. It turned into a three hour tour, but the weather never got rough, there were no movie stars either, but we had fun anyway. As we passed around the point, with all its many jetties and bay-lets, we continuously scanned the shore’s tree line for eagle signs. Eventually, we saw an eagle. It was on the beach of one of these little bay-lets. It saw us and flew off around the next jetty. We continued on and saw it roosting in a dead tree. I drifted into shore, quietly, snapping pictures.

A salty passed by, the Barbro, out of Malta. On the way back, we headed towards one of the rock piles in-between the shipping channels. It was covered in cormorants and I hoped to repeat my success with the eagle, but they got spooked before I could get a shot off. Continuing back along the coastline of Cedar Point, we saw a pair of mature bald eagles soaring and wheeling in the thermals. We never did find their nest though. It will be something to look for when we return.

Saturday, today, we head south. We’ll pick up Kelly, a Saint Louis biking buddy, in Mackinac City. Our next stop will be Saugatuck, where we’ll pick up Dan. Then it is on to New Buffalo and the start of our big bicycle ride. Dan will drop us all off and keep the Prius. Nine days later we’ll be back in Mackinac City and Harry will drive the Corolla down to pick us up. It ought to be an adventure. In addition to Kelly, his wife, Dawn, Tom, Stew and Nancy, all Saint Louis cyclists, will be accompanying us on this bike tour.

It was actually hotter here (Brimley) than it was in Saint Louis. The lake is still refreshing, but it is not as cold as it used to be. Anne has gone swimming with me every day. While out in the lake, she happened to remark, that her vacation was more than half over. I pointed out that this was only the third day of my vacation. This exchange reminded me of something that I had heard from a manager years ago. After working a month of Saturday, the boss announce to the team one Saturday evening, “Guys, everyone else’s weekend is already half over, yours is just getting started, enjoy it!”

A Beach Day

Thursday was a beach day. Anne and I walked the beach in the morning and saw the Roger Blough heading down bound. I think that it should be pronounced blog, but Anne doesn’t think so. We also spent some time repositioning our luggage for the bike trip and beyond. Next, we biked to Brimley, really just a checkout ride. On the way back, we stopped at the Birch Point range light and saw the osprey nest. There are two fledglings at the nest plus an adult. When we got back to the Cabin, swimming was in order. The water was warm, yes I know, my veracity on this subject is not the best, but even Anne went swimming, I think that that says it all. Finally, there was a whitefish dinner at the Cozy Inn, to cap off a beautiful day. After dinner I took a moment to blough this post and one more walk on the beach.

Betty’s Cove

This is another post from Anne. Last week, she and some of her relatives drove to Canada, for a hike to Betty’s Cove. This cove is on Lake Superior. Near the cove is a large wind farm, several hundred wind turbines large.

Here are six pix from the hike to Betty’s Cove with the Soo Naturalists. Betty’s Cove was named for Betty, my dearly beloved aunt, in the 1980′s. The Naturalists have been going there for a long time, and aren’t about to let the arrival of the wind farm stand in their way. We parked our cars before the road turned private, then hiked in. Bushwhacked might have been a better word. Arriving at the cove, we quickly decided that with the wind and waves it was not a swimming day. It was a gorgeous spot for a picnic, with sparkling wine raised in toast to Betty, followed by a poem by Ron, our ringleader, and Betty’s favorite chocolate from Aimee.

Traditions were followed, such as flinging banana peels over one’s shoulder. (If your peel landed in a tree, you were declared to be “well hung”. We could almost hear Betty chortling along with us.) Another tradition was skipping rocks, but instead of picking flat rocks and skipping them off the water, you chose round rocks, about fist-sized, and you bounced them off the bigger cobbles. A good toss could result in seven or eight bounces.

We finally pulled ourselves away from the cove. Returning, we took a different route back, which was not as steep and rocky as the way down. With only a bit of backtracking, we came out on the road between three of the wind turbines. The breeze they generated was welcome after climbing the hill. The noise was not as loud as I expected, although one was squeaking, as if it needed some WD-40.

When we crossed back into the good ol’ US of A, the Customs Agent asked, “So, are you all from Missouri?” Anne answered, “No, Sir, I’m the only one from Missouri, and we have two from Washington, and two from Michigan.” He looked at the passports, then says, “None of the last names are the same, are you related?” “Well, we three are cousins, and he’s my brother-in-law, and…” “He’s my husband”, says the other Anne from the back seat. Ask a silly question, get a silly answer! He’s lucky, we didn’t do all the begets.

Tracks in the Sand

Anne sent along the couple of pictures with this post, both showing tracks in the sand and the following bit of text: “I love all the different sizes and shapes of these people tracks and (possibly) dog tracks. I also love these tracks – seagull and mouse?” It is a beautiful beach, about a half-mile long and perfectly sandy from end-to-end. Just like expert pathfinders reading trail signs or the neighborhood dogs checking their pee-mail, people walking the beach monitor the tracks found in the sand.

I was sick all weekend. I came down with an earache on Thursday, missed work on Friday and pretty much alternated between the couch and bed throughout the weekend. I did make it out for food gathering and retrieving by bicycle from the shop. I had a new bottom-bracket and crank arms installed. This leaves the bicycle’s Ti frame as the only original piece of equipment and it should outlast me, unless we go together. It pained me over the weekend that I could not ride it, sometimes more than my ear.

Today, I am on the cusp. I am on the cusp of my summer vacation. Today is my last day of work before vacation. It has been a long time coming and I am so, so looking forward to it. This will be a Michigan vacation, but with a twist. The centerpiece of this year’s vacation will be a bicycling tour of Michigan’s Lake Michigan shoreline, 500 miles from the Indiana line to the Straits of Mackinac. There will be bookends at the Cabin, so there will be some downtime in this “working” vacation.

Cabin Boys and Girls

Anne sent the pictures with this post. They show many of her relatives from her extended family. Last Thursday, they had a potluck party called, “Thanksgiving in July”. She also sent along the following text. Alas, I’ll miss seeing most of these most of these folks, but I have a cruel mistress, I mean my bicycle, not Anne, my wife.

Here are some pix from “Thanksgiving in July”. These are from the potluck part of the party. Also, here are some pix of the triplets and William kayaking and Ana and Lila on the beach. It’s fun having some kids on the beach. Brandon ran by our cabin with some of Kevin Mullin’s grandkids. We told him that the old cabin belonged to his grandma’s grandfather. It blows my mind, if not his. I also sent a picture from today’s sendoff, but none from the Courtois crew, too impatient to go.

Mid-January Thaw

No, I’m not referring to the fact that the mercury inched over the freezing mark for the first time in memory.  I’m being much more escapist than that.  My spirit has gone all walkabout and my mind has chosen to follow along.

Today’s new header and the above photo are from last summer, August to be specific and summer vacation not to put too fine a point on the matter.  The new header show’s a view across the water to Mission Hill and a particular sunset that you can only see in the summertime.  The photo with his post shows evergreens viewed from below.  Now they being evergreens, this photo could have been taken in January, but it wasn’t and my viewing of it reinforces my memories of that much warmer time.

Both of these photos were taken at Anne’s family cabin.  This cabin is a 1920s log cabin, with a few newer amenities.  It sits along the shore of Lake Superior in the mighty state of Michigan.  The shoreline at this cabin is a half-mile of sandy beach and although I can’t claim that the lake water is always warm, I can claim that last August it was warm enough for me.

So this is my wish, that this post jogs your memories of your last summer vacation, like it did mine.  I already feel warmer.  The rest of my wish is that this post will help jumpstarted the planning on your next great summer vacation.  I know that it has mine.  Now where should we go this summer?

The graphic at the bottom of this post is courtesy on a new website, at least new to me, called Wordle.  Earlier, on the HuffPost I saw Wordle graphics used to compare and contrast Barack Obama’s and Sara Palin’s responses to the Arizona shootings.  Here is Wordle’s description of itself:

Wordle is a toy for generating “word clouds” from text that you provide. The clouds give greater prominence to words that appear more frequently in the source text. You can tweak your clouds with different fonts, layouts, and color schemes. The images you create with Wordle are yours to use however you like. You can print them out, or save them to the Wordle gallery to share with your friends.

The text for this word cloud came from the blog, after yesterday’s post.  I don’t know how Wordle culls its cloud, but it is obviously from more than one post.  Wordle is easy to use and there is no requirement to sign-up for it and consequently no threat of spam.  I wanted to create multiple Wordle graphics using other people’s websites too, but Anne said that I had to get their permission first.  So, fellow bloggers, writers or whatevers, give it a try.