According to Dan, people with master’s degrees die five years earlier than normal, while people who earn PhD’s live five years longer than normal. What happens if you have two masters? What is normal anyway? Bachelor’s degree, high school diploma? Also, according to Dan, more women prefer men who sail sailboats than men who drive power boats. He sails with an all-female crew. This year it is Britt and Victoria.
“I heard it.” I tuned into last night’s broadcast of MLB’s home run derby. My first time. I only saw one batter, Cardinal’s Jordan Walker. “He’s got a nice swing.” Walker won the derby. This morning, I was at the laundromat. Seeing my hat, another patron asked me if I was a Redbird fan. I told him I was. He was also from the Saint Louis area, Afton. He asked me if I had watched the derby. I told him, only the important part, which elicited a grin.





