We Are The Champions

We are the champions
No time for losers
‘Cause we are the champions
of the world
Freddie Mercury

The Commissioner’s Trophy was awarded to the Saint Louis Cardinals after last fall’s World Series. U.S. Cellular is now hosting a tour of the trophy. It kicked-off today in the Loop. Anne and I biked over there and got pictures of it and with it, thirty pounds of silver. Over the next couple of months, it will be first touring Saint Louis, and then out-state Missouri and central Illinois. After our photo-shoot, we got to talking with one of the trophy attendants. Anne mentioned Rey and the Tennessee Smokies, as it turns out he has a sister, Taleena, not sure about the spelling, who also works for the Smokies. Afterwards, we continued on to the park, which was mobbed, for 15 miles.

There is a new header up. It is based on of a graphic that Dan created for last year’s Ox-bow summer camp T-shirt. I “borrowed” Dan’s graphic, he left the PhotoShop file on our computer. Anne says that all I did was change the letters. I prefer to say that I am initiating a conversation with the artist. In other news, Dave returned to Purdue yesterday, but he’ll be back next weekend. Today, we cleared the decks for 2012. We did a lot of laundry and then put away Christmas.

I keep thinking back to game six of the World Series. I was out-of-town, but that didn’t matter too much. That game has catapulted to top of the cadre of baseball games that I love. I made it home for game seven and the resulting euphoria rang around town for days. People were so nice to each other. Losing LaRussa and then Pujols, after the season, was a setback, but the Cardinal organisation is long-lived and resilient. While other team’s fans sit huddled around their cast iron stoves, I prefer to bask in the blazing warmth of commissioner trophy-hood.

2011 – Our Year In Review

It is customary, at this time of year to take stock in life and review the passing year. These annual compilations don’t tend to announce any new news, but do serve the useful purpose of review, just in case you missed something. Hopefully, most readers will find this exercise instructive.

Now class, when I say, “ready to teach”, you say, “ready to learn”. Ready? “ready to teach”, “ready to learn”, “ready to teach”, “ready to learn”, “ready to teach”, “ready to learn”. That was great class, so let’s begin teaching and learning.

Compiling the above twelve representative photos, I’ve noticed this trend in my life that my most interesting activities occur in the warmer months. I attribute this to my winter habit of hibernation. Most representative of this behavior, was last February’s storm damage. I slept through the storm. Realization of the damage only dawned the next morning, while looking out the front windows, at the crowd of neighbors that had gathered to gawk.

The placeholders for March and December are just that. December’s photo at least is inline with the retrospective theme of this post, but March, with its dullness, is just mocking me. In real life, January was just as dull, but in the virtual world of this blog, it came alive. Anne’s cousin Mac, asked me to post about his friend, Raymond Davis. They were bike buddies and Mr. Davis was in the news. He was being held captive in Pakistan, as a CIA spy. This one post garnered quite a few hits. Most of the comments made were supportive of Davis, but some were not. I elected not to publish those comments.

The most sorrowful event of 2011, was the passing of my mother, in May. She had been ill for some time, so it was not unexpected. She lived a full life that involved travel around the world. My father’s photo of my mother, epitomizes this and captures the moment, as they float together in a hot air balloon above the Serengeti at dawn. She is missed by her husband, her three sons, two daughters-in-law three grandsons, and many friends.

Our two sons, Dan and Dave, the artist and the engineer, are in graduate school this year. At year’s end, Dan has one more semester to go at CalArts, for his Masters of Art, and Dave has one semester down and TBD to go at Purdue, for his Doctorate, in biomedical engineering. Also this year, Dan had a summer internship at Ox-Bow, in Saugatuck and Dave finished up a year-long internship at NIH.

The summer months were full of travel, mainly to Michigan. In preparation for these travels, we bought a Prius. Prius, iPhones and Lattes, we have arrived. Anne, Jay and Carl left for Michigan first, by way of Tennessee, not exactly a shortcut. I eventually arrived on the shores of Gitchy Gumee, but then only briefly. We headed down-state to the Indiana line, left the Prius with Dan and proceeded to bicycle up the Lake Michigan coastline to the Mackinac Bridge, some 500 miles, with 500 friends, some from Saint Louis, most new to us. It was a great time and put us in fine fettle for our annual MS-150 bicycle ride, in September. Also in September, on one of our local rides to the park, Anne had opportunity to rescue a balloonist, she really threw herself into the task.

So, another year has come and gone. I’m older and wiser now, well, at least older. 2011 was a year marked with loss, but it also showed signs of promise. Near the end of their season, this year’s Saint Louis Cardinals miraculously came alive. They went on to capture the championship, but not before passing through the fire that was the 6th game of the World Series. That game was probably the most excruciating and delightful that I have ever seen.

At year’s end, we find ourselves thankful for what we have, family and friends and the good health to enjoy both. We are mindful for what we have lost, but also remember what we once had. At the cusp of the new year, we are hopeful for what it might bring.

Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid

In this post-9/11 world, terror, the threat of terror or simply talk about terror has become as ubiquitous as to become banal. To this swirling mix of danger, fear and paranoia, I would like to alert you to a new threat, the “Little Drummer Boy”. This traditional Christmas carol has become the focus of the so-called Little Drummer Boy Challenge, a contest where participants strive to go a long as possible through the holiday season, without hearing any of that song, from its opening notes to that all too familiar refrain, “pa rum pum pum pum”. Like everything else in life these days, it has its own Facebook page. On it, participants obsess about the dangers of shopping in the midst of the holidays. They daily balance the need for milk, with the associated risk of walking to the back of the store. Will the extra time required going to the dairy section result in hearing that song on the store’s music feed? It is enough to make someone lactose intolerant. Other participants complain that the tension caused by the need to be ever vigilant has caused this song that they have sworn to avoid, to run on an endless loop inside their head. Did I really just hear it on the radio, or was I just hallucinating?

Fear caught me on my commute home yesterday. The source of this terror came from a most unlikely source, by beloved new Prius. As I left work, it beeped. The last remaining blip on the fuel gauge’s progress bar was blinking. I cycled through the different odometer selections to the one that displayed the remaining range. It said 22 miles and I relaxed. My commute home is only half that, so I felt confident that I could make it home to my favorite local gas station. Cruising down the highway, listening to NPR, happy to be on my way home, I noticed that the remaining range had already dropped to 12 miles. There was still plenty of margin left. A little bit of a backup at Olive allowed me time to glance again at the gauge, 8 miles left, but only 5 miles to go. I was quickly on my way again, I exited from the highway onto the parkway and now had 4 miles left in the tank, but only 3 miles to go. Exiting the parkway, I had 2 miles to go and only 1 then 0 miles left in the tank. What happens when a Prius runs out of gas? Could I limp to a station on backup battery power? I decide not to risk it and stopped at the closest possible station and refilled the tank, with that elixir that makes it go.

There was civil unrest in Saint Louis today. People were demonstrating in the streets, effigies were being burnt and extra guards were placed on duty to protect property. Fear and uncertainty has gripped the town. After a two-year wait, Saint Louis’s worst fears were realized, Albert Pujols is leaving the Cardinals. Some fans protested and burnt their red number 5 jerseys in effigy. Around the clock guards were stationed about the larger than life statue outside his restaurant in Westport. The Pujols departure will create a huge hole in both the Cardinals lineup and the Saint Louis psyche. I fear for the Red Bird’s prospects next year. The only silver lining about this cloud is that there is now $200M available to grow the team.

A Bruised Cardinal Fan

I know my team is the undisputed World Champions, but still the naysayers chatter. Like Al-Qaida terrorist they mutter. They plot their plans for the future. Mutter, chatter and plot all they want, the Saint Louis Cardinals are still the World Champions and will remain so until next year and then maybe even longer, the good Lord willing. Even my dear bro/sis-in-law from Seattle has taken to sniping. Don Denkinger even after two World Championships is still too raw a subject to speak about around these parts. These west coast prejudices only grow worst the further south you go. Why my two brothers could root for the Giants, against the Rangers, last year and then this year roots so fervently for these once disdained Texans against my beloved Cardinals, remains a mystery to me.

What really ruffles this Cardinal fan’s feathers is not the west coast, but that haughty coast to the east. I understand its sense of entitlement, but sorry folks, you just did not have enough to bring to the table this year. This is how I figure it:

Red Sox + Yankees + Braves + Phillies = FAIL

Did I get my math right?

There are snow flurries in the forecast for tonight, but think back to last August 25th. Saint Louis, as usual, had plenty of mercury to spare and the Cardinals were 10 ½ games out of a playoff spot. A month later and only on the last day of the regular season, they squeaked into the playoffs. They had the fewest regular season wins, 90, of any playoff team. The Cards were the National League Wild Card team, in every sense of the meaning. They went on to trail their opponents in all three postseason series, and then came Game 6 of the World Series. The Cardinals were down to their last strike, twice. They eventually won that game and then the series. Love them or hate them, even the most partisan of baseball fan must admit that this year’s Cardinals were the most improbable of champions.

I know that we are the come from behind team, the improbable winners, the underdogs, the small market, Midwest team, but that is what makes the Cardinal’s story this year so great. This reputation is also a little disingenuous. The Cards draw three million in attendance and have done so for decades. Baseball is not all about TV revenues, there still is thing called fan base. Saint Louis is a baseball town. Ask the owner of any other sports franchise in town about that. It was not by accident that the two FOX World Series announcers both have strong Saint Louis connections. Then there is the record book. This was the Cardinal’s eleventh championship, hence, the entire hubbub about 11 in ’11. This year further cements the Cardinal organization’s position as the second most championship winning franchise in history. It also draws us one notch closer on the most winning franchise, those damn Yankees.

The five clay tiles, pictured here, are relief sculptures inlaid into the new Busch Stadium’s outer wall.

Spokes Person

The CalArtisans a blog run by a friend of Dan’s at CalArts, posted pictures of one of Dan’s recent art works. This work, entitled, “A Train Departs the City Traveling 55 MPH”, was part of the CalArts Mid Residency 2011 art show. I have shamelessly lifted one of the three photographs of Dan’s art work shown in the blog post of this art show. Checkout the other two on the link provided. I especially like the interior shot. Dan had a preliminary showing of this piece last spring, but this show marks its official debut. Dan used a CAD program to draft the brickwork, shingles and windows. He jobbed the actual wood carving out to a laser etching house. The sawhorses are from IKEA. Check out the above CalArtisans link to see how Dan’s work stacks up to some of his colleagues.

Anne has developed a fascination with spokes, as in wheel spokes. We’re primarily speaking of car wheel spokes here, but it has begun to spread. Now, I’m not saying she is looking to drop a grand or two on a set of fancy chrome rims, but her fixation is sometimes just as scary. She likes to count spokes. This is the same person who counts prime numbers instead of sheep when she wants to fall asleep, so maybe I shouldn’t be too disturbed about this spokes thing. It is just the excitement that she exudes when she finds some new or amazing number of spokes on a wheel. We could be walking, biking or driving and she’ll just shout out thirteen. Thirteen what, I ask? Spokes, on that car, she answers. It has begun to infect me too. When I walk the parking lot at work, I too find myself counting spokes. Once I spied a car with an even number of spokes, an oddity, at least to my mind. After work, I related my discovery to her, but she was rather nonplussed about it. I am so far behind the curve.

I don’t believe that the Saint Louis Cardinals made any world breaking news today. That being the case, in a day or two, certainly this week, I plan on mailing to Carl our collected copies of the Post-Dispatch’s sports section for the last week or so. They’re not hard to find. They show up on the front yard every morning and they are always the cover section of every issue. I hope that he will like them. If not, recycle or reuse them. You can line the bottom of your parakeet’s cage with them. What, no parakeet, how about a raptor, as in velociraptor. Ouch!

Happy Halloween!

I raced home from work, with last-minute Halloween preparations on my mind. Candy placed in a bowl by the front door? Check! Halloween lights illuminated? Check! Pumpkin carved? Check! Bring on the little goblins, Snottlings actually. In the Warhammer game that the boyz and I used to play, Snottlings were the tiniest members of the goblin family. With the recent chill in the weather heralding the onset of cold and flu season, calling the little buggers, Snottlings, seems all so apropos.

Just when you thought that all of the possible baseball news that could come out of Saint Louis had already come out, Tony La Russa dropped the other shoe. He announced his retirement today. Good for him, he’ll go out on a high note. Now, this winter, in addition to speculation about whether Pujols will stay or go, Saint Louis fans need to wonder about who the new manager will be. There ought to be more than a few animated discussions during this winter’s hot stove league. In way of a correction, I learned today that that only one of the two World Series rings worn yesterday by Tony was from the Cardinals. The other one was from his stint in Oakland. He won’t get his third ring for another couple of months.

I hear Snottlings approaching. Have a happy Halloween! Here are some of the jokes that we heard tonight:

  • Why was the mushroom invited to all of the parties? He was a fungi.
  • If you are an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European.
  • Knock, knock, who’s there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip the bag with candy, please.
  • What kind of pants to ghosts wear? Boo-jeans.
  • What did the ghost put in his cereal? Boo-berries.
  • What’s a witches favorite food? Sand-witch.
  • Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts.
  • Which building has the most stories? The library.
  • Why was the tornado blushing? Because it broke wind.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Popeye’s.