Merry Christmas!

You Should See It at Night

Gone are the days when Christmas morning began before first light. I got up at nine and still beat most people out of bed. For breakfast, I fixed avocado toasted naan, over topped with lox. Coffee was spiked with Bailey’s and then chased by mimosas, making for a very merry Christmas. Presents were then exchanged, with a decidedly edible theme. Afterwards, Jane set a fire and served snacks, while the Christmas roast was in the oven. Harry out did himself for supper and now that it is done and I am full, I’m ready for a nap. The diet starts tomorrow. 

The Bro Code

Central Park Street Lamp

We picked Dan up at the airport last night and we’ll retrieve Dave from there tonight. Earlier this month the boys teamed up to win a Warhammer 40K tournament in Williamsburg. They had sent a photo of themselves, celebrating their victory and I wrote about it then. I’ve since learned how they pulled off this win. This tournament had a theme, which was the Bro Code. This machismo set of rules was first developed for Neil Patrick Harris, on the TV show, How I Met Your Mother. For this tourney, teams of two competed in a set of three games. The boys only won two of their three, which is normally not enough to win everything, but each game also had a selection of “Bro Code” objectives and they did quite well in meeting those. The kicker came after all the games were played. Each team took a trivia quiz and were judged on how closely their answers matched each other. The guys scored quite well on this test. When it was revealed that two brothers had won, organizers of the tournament took it as evidence that their tourney truly reflected the values of the Bro Code.

In other meaningless nonsense, I am proud to declare that for the first time ever, I have successfully mastered the Little Drummer Boy challenge. For all you hipsters out there, this challenge is a contest of honor, where from Thanksgiving to Christmas Eve one attempts to go through life without hearing any part of this song. I have played and lost every year, since first hearing of this game, but like the boys, I am now victorious! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

Draining the Swamp

Everglades Alligators

During dinner at Chez Harry, he lamented that he had not yet received a Christmas card from his brother. Lou is living in an assisted living center in LA. This allowed Harry to riff about an article that he had read. A Florida woman also in assisted living had been killed by an alligator, as she wandered the grounds unattended. This dark story morphed from this photo. Originally, I was going to do a political post, but found that idea too depressing. Hence, this dark tale. Something more Christmassy would have been better.

I was thinking about a politicized version of Twelve Days, but that has been done and nothing else came to mind. I took this picture during this year’s first shutdown. We were at a National Forest Service site along that apply named stretch of I-75 called Alligator Highway. Running east-west along the northern boundary of the Everglades, it is dotted with commercial alligator farms and this government-run one too. Its center was closed, but the parking lot was open. In addition to gators along its banks, the pond was well stocked with Florida gar. I don’t see how so many predators could co-exist in such a small body of water, without some feeding be done, but with the shutdown, there was no one to ask.

As I was relating this chain of thought and at the mention of the gar, Harry was moved to quote the fist line of  Beowulf in Old English, “Hwæt! We Gardenav in geardagum.” Which means, “What! We of the Spear-Danes in days-of-yore,” with gar being the word spear, I guess because of their shape. Harry’s recitation caused Bubs to comment, “I don’t understand what you are saying.” I quipped that I was surprised that she didn’t understand Old English, which was mean.

Bubs also said that she was glad that she lived in Michigan, away from all of these dangerous animals. We talked about how invasive pythons are now eating the gators. Anne mentioned that armadillos have now migrated into Saint Louis County and I added that Mountain lions have been spotted too.

I recalled a much earlier trip to southern Florida. It was a business trip. Most of the land south of Lake Okeechobee is swamp and most of that is government-owned. Nestled in this wilderness is a test facility. When I was there, two hunting hounds, both with radio tracking collars came stumbling out of the swamp. One of them had a bloody gash along its side. My host scooped them up, put them into the back of his truck and carted them down to the front gate, to await their owner’s expected arrival. No telling what caused the dog’s wound, but it could have been an alligator. My host recounted a story of one dark and rainy night, when he was leaving work and spied a huge gator crossing the road before him. It was longer than the road was wide. Not a good time for a flat.