I’m a sucker for wordplay. Here’s a few from a list that I found on Buzzfeed:
- The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
- Hyphenated, non-hyphenated, how ironic.
- i before e, except when your foreign neighbor Keith received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.
- Doctor: I’m afraid that you have onomatopoeia.
Patient: Oh no! What is that?
Doctor: It’s exactly what it sounds like. - What if women had apostrophes instead of periods?
They’d be even more possessive and prone to contractions. - Teacher: Name two pronouns.
Student: Who? Me? - Let’s eat Grandma.
Let’s eat, Grandma.
Commas save lives. - An oxymoron walked into a bar and the silence was deafening.
- Today, I will be as useless as the “g” in lasagna.
- A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
- I’m so adjective, I verb nouns.
Wonderful
Thanks!
I almost inadvertently deleted your comment, with a fat finger mouse click. I restored it, but I cannot “like” it, even though I do.
I love this! I also love to verb nouns 🤣
One example: We mom each other at work.
Great!!!
So of course I forgot to check the comment box…
Oh well…