You may be smarter than a 3rd-grader, but it’s hard to beat their humor:
3rd-Grader: What do cows like to do on the Weekend?
Teacher (Anne): I don’t know. What?
3rd-Grader: Go to the moo-vies.
Teacher: What is the favorite game of cows?
Another 3rd-Grader: It’s pronounced Monopoly not Moo-nopoly.