Death and Taxes

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“Compound interest is the most powerful force in the universe.” — Albert Einstein

In the video game Civilization this quote is voiced when a player wins the Economics technology. Although the game attributes this quote to Einstein, there is no proof that he actually said it. I think that this game does this because as one of the fathers of modern atomics, him saying this makes it seem more powerful than simply counting coin.

Yesterday, we Zoomed with our financial advisor to discuss tax planning. With our own approaching decrepitude, we had some questions about taxes. The majority of our savings are in taxed deferred accounts. This is an investment vehicle that was designed to generate retirement savings and pay for the Reagan tax cuts, but when you meet retirement age there is a Required Minimum Distribution (RMD) that must be taken and then paid taxes on. We are at the cusp of that age. For all of our adult lives, we have been good little savers, but now it is time to spend that money, or at least pull it out of our tax deferred accounts and pay taxes on that withdrawal. Our motive for calling this meeting was to minimize our tax pain in this process.

Eric, our financial advisor had called in Jerome, an out-of-town expert to help advise us. Good thing, because unlike Jerome, whose animated image appeared after we logged into the meeting, Eric was represented by an avatar. Turns out Eric had suffered a softball injury and had his jaw wired shut, and he did not want us to see his current condition. That’s OK, Jerome was more than capable of handling the meeting. Our first question and the one that end up dominating the meeting was, does a Roth conversion make sense for us?

Let’s cut to the chase. The short answer is no, because we are now too old. When you do a Roth conversion there is a loss, but you hope to make up for that loss over time. Our problem is that at our ages, we do not have enough time left. We would need another thirty years, which if we had our fathers’ longevity then we could do it, but if we ended up with our mother’s, we would lose money. So, we will be keeping the horse that we rode in on and not converting our tax deferred investments. Long story short there are two things that are unavoidable in life, death and taxes and we’ll be facing one or the other eventually.

Brushing Up on e-Commerce

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I had just sat down to the computer, with my first cup of coffee, when I noticed that my credit card had texted me about a $38 charge from Amazon. Checking Amazon on the computer, it reported that not one, but six items had been delivered and were sitting on the front porch. Checking out front, I found a pile of boxes sitting there. I hauled them in and then went back to the computer. My Amazon orders showed two new orders, $54.86 and $141.41.

These orders included the following items: a Dyson replacement battery, wrist blood pressure monitor, outdoor projector screen, 16-drawer acrylic organizer and nail polish and ear wax removing kits. None of these things had I ordered. I hadn’t even looked at any of them online. All of this stuff was paid for with a gift card, except for the $38 charged to my card. I printed shipping labels where allowed. Most items only allowed me to print a QR code coupon. I then trundled up to the local UPS store with all of the packages. 

I expect to get my $38 refunded. Plus, I should get the $158.27 balance credited to my Amazon account, where it will eventually get spent, but for the life of me I cannot see how this scam makes any economic sense. Googling “unordered Amazon packages” and I got “brushing”, a fraud scheme where third-party e-commerce sellers send unsolicited, low-cost packages to people to generate fake positive reviews and boost seller ratings. I could understand how such a scheme could work if they were preying upon internet influencers like Kylie Jenner or the like, but I am a nobody. Who cares what I think about nail polish kits? Anyway, I changed my Amazon password and ordered all sessions logged out. And to think when I got up, I was wondering what I could blog about today.

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up

Standing Tall at Sundown

Please stand up, please stand up… Yesterday, I filled out our taxes. I have not filed them yet, but likely will soon. For now, I am letting them ferment. Things went mostly smoothly, mostly. Anyway, our final result came out very well. We owe the IRS some more but will recover most of that debt through our Missouri refund. $140 is smallest additional amount that I will have to pony up since I retired. The only real hiccup in the whole process came when I was gathering data to plug into TurboTax. There were no problems with the 1099s, but when it came time for social security, I hit a snag. In order to get my info, I had to create a new login. I dimly remember that the login that I used last year was going to be obsolete soon. Well, that time is now. This new login required me to furnish a new password, photo ID and facial metrics. By simultaneously using both our PC and my iPhone I was able to accomplish these tasks, but when we tried to replicate these actions for Anne, we hit a snag. Anne got an error code and had to call them. Long story short, they did not believe that she was who she purported to be. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up. Please stand up, please stand up. I now expect ICE to show up and whisk her away to some foreign hellhole. I’m keeping the door locked for now. As a workaround the operator suggested that we try another still available login pathway that uses yet another soon to be obsolete path. That worked, we got her logged in and were able to get the pertinent tax document. Afterwards, Anne found our little adventure in government bureaucracy too taxing and took a nap.

Tax the Rich!

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Just not me! We got a property tax bill for my father’s house. It had jumped by three times what it had been. It will be due in January. What do rich people do when they are faced with a situation like this? We engaged a lawyer. I don’t really understand our strategy, but that is what the lawyer is for. Anyway, this approach dovetails nicely with what our realtor had recommended that is to simply delay, deny and dismiss. Hopefully, long enough to sell the house.

Senior Property Tax Freeze

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I do not know why I bothered. Compared to our other properties, our Saint Louis property taxes are relatively low. But who wants to pay more taxes? Not me. This year, Saint Louis County began offering senior citizens a freeze on their property taxes. Way back when we were young and when we first bought this house, our property value was low. Our property taxes were even lower. Back then, the county valued existing properties much lower than new construction. So much lower that some developers sued and won. Our property taxes started out low but kept rising over the years. This year, our house’s appraisal was slated to jump significantly. At the beginning of the year, I applied to get our tax freeze.

I started the process but did not complete it. This week, we were notified that we had until next week to complete the process. I tried calling but could not get through. Online, I snagged an appointment for today. Not knowing what to expect, except to expect the worse, I headed over to Clayton. Arriving, I got a confirmation text for my appointment and my name soon appeared on the teleprompter’s list of names. Eventually, a clerk called me to her window. Looking over my application, she determined that I needed a copy of our deed, which she could sell me for the princely sum of $4. Easy peasey. Not that this tax freeze is a rock-hard icy January freeze, but more of a mushy-slushy late-March freeze. Our property taxes will go up, just not as fast as before.