Blood Angels are red, Ultramarines are blue, Can I fortify this position with you?

In the past, whenever we got a rainy day the puzzles and games would come out of the yellow game cube. While it is not exactly rainy, except for the moisture ladened soot blowing off of the lake, our AQI means it is not exactly a beach day. But this is the 21st-century and we now have the internet. So, while sitting around, hunched over a new puzzle, why not put something on to listen to while we work. I give you Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. Hosted by Shayne Topp, the show features cast members reacting to wild, dramatic, and often hilarious posts from various subreddits. The particular episode that we listened to was entitled, “Am I Overreacting?” In this episode various personal situations are read that are always ended with the question, am I overreacting? Especially telling was the interaction between a brother and a sister. The sister brough her three-year-old son, who promptly trashed her brother’s apartment. My take on the show is the answer, hell yes, but that’s just me.

In the same vein, Dan and Britt were watching the latest Love Island season finale the other night. This show led to today’s new-new-newest Dan-ism, Warhammer Love Island. Such is life in the shadow of Mount Vesuvius with an AQI of 923. Bay Mills has the highest rating in the county. To the rescue comes Victoria our ace, who built her fifth Corsi-Rosenthal box. She built four before in Saint Louis for mold mitigation in one of her properties. We went to Ace Hardware in Brimley and for $72.55 bought the necessary building supplies. These boxes were purpose built to fight forest fire smoke. Meanwhile, back in the real world:

Somewhere in NYC right now a guy whose roommates have explosive diarrhea wants to get some fresh air. He walks outside. It’s 98 degrees, humid, and the sky is filled with smoke from Canadian wildfires. He walks to a bar and buys a drink. It’s $21!