“As your attorney, I advise you to drive as fast as possible towards the nearest state line.” Following this legal advice is what we are doing now. Head east, old man! Yesterday, the day before departure, things were a real zoo. I had ninety-nine problems and driving was not one. There were banking issues, internet issues, contractor issues, recycling issues, packing issues and issues with life itself. Now all of those issues are behind us, as Anne, and I speed away, headed home and then points east.