Balclutha Rigging

The title says it all, but I’ll leave you all with just a few jokes I’ve recently heard:

• I’m sorry’ and ‘I apologize’ mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
• What has four legs and one arm? — A happy pit bull.
• Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.
• If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.