Yesterday, I broke the toilet. I flushed it and its handle broke off in my hand. It had been phantom flushing, and my jiggling of the handle might have precipitated this problem, but with my help, things eventually only got worse. After the three obligatory trips to the hardware store, I think that I licked the phantom flushing situation once and for all. Now, you can press down for #1 or pull up for #2.
About the hardware store, I must be getting old, because I got cutoff by a lady in a wheelchair there. I was walking to the next available checkout line, when she came screaming past me in her motorized wheelchair, cut me off and got in line ahead of me. I never saw her coming.
Unfortunately, with all of my mucking about, I caused a leak to form in the water supply line. This problem is caused by the local shutoff valve, which after thirty years does not work too well anymore. I tried to replace this valve but gave up and called a plumber. I wrangled an appointment with our go to plumber across the street, but two missed calls have put that appointment into jeopardy. I am not sweating it though. The leak is slow, and I have a bucket beneath the leak. Our hard water may eventually plug the leak altogether.





