The Baby Björn Bouncer

Baby Björn Bouncer

Its spring loaded! The Baby Björn Bouncer will gently rock your baby asleep, but in time of war, it can also double as a catapult. Capable of hurling stones at attacking barbarians or when all else is lost, simply flinging your baby over the castle wall to safety. Simply release the safety belt and then detach the Googly eyes, which come in wonderful colors, with fun features to stimulate baby’s natural playfulness. This toy is easy for any adult to detach and remove. Once this is accomplished, let that baby fly! Retailing for $200+ mucho dineros, it is best acquired as a hand-me-down, as Maren did. It is très haute boogie.  

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