Mail Insecurity

We Voted at Home – Mail-in Ballots

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Pictured are our mail-in ballots, for next month’s local elections. This pair are the first of three sets that we have already requested, culminating in the most important election the year, the one in November. I especially like the riff on the normal “I Voted” sticker, with “I Voted at Home.” While we will mail-in our ballots well before election day, I plan on wearing my sticker on election day.

2 thoughts on “Mail Insecurity

  1. We have voted by mail for years, as we are usually out of town on election day. If anything, it is the most secure form of ballot there is. I especially like that I can do a little research on any propositions or canidates on the ballot that I am unfamiliar with as I vote.

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