Why was the skeleton lonely?
It was lonely, because it had no body.
A YouTube video that shows a crying four-year-old, Abigael Evans of Fort Collins, CO has become the latest Internet meme of this election season. Abby is seen tearfully saying, “I’m tired of Bronco Bamma and Mitt Romney.” Her tears were in response to one too many NPR articles on this election. The offending NPR subsequently offered this little girl a public apology. Their apology included echoes of the soothing words of her mother, “It will be over soon.”
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weak days.
What kind of parent let’s their four-year-old child listen to NPR? Ah, I guess that would include me. It has been twenty plus years since I had a four-year-old in my back seat, but I can still vividly recall shuttling them to and fro to week days daycare to the sounds of NPR. I don’t think that either of them broke down during any of those elections, but maybe modern-day elections are just too intense, anyway, just a few more days, just a few more days.
One little girl cast a spell on our candy bowl. Her spell was supposed to make the candy jump from the bowl into her sack and it worked.
Kid’s Halloween jokes are just the best. Also, this just in, Abigael Evans polls well among Bronco’s fans. Bronco Obama should poll well in Colorado too. The following joke is from Joanie. I unilaterally tossed two of her ‘nurse’ jokes. Nurse humor in neither PG nor for the faint of heart. Here is her PG acceptable joke:
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a peanut butter sandwich? Either an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth or a peanut butter sandwich that never forgets.