Today’s class will be on warfare, classical warfare. So students, please gird your loins. Take your greaves, spears and shields out of your desks. What? Johnny where is your shield? I’ve told everyone that you must come to class with your shields, or I will have to send you home on one. I want everyone to divide up into two formations. I want the haves to line up on my right and the have-nots to line up on my left. We’ve practiced this before. I want the haves to form a clock formation, because time is money. You have five minutes to make a two o’clock dial. Come on, let’s get moving. Now, I want the have-nots to create the fish formation. That’s it, stay together, and don’t get separated from your school. Education is the only way to better your selves. You all are doing just so swimmingly. Slip loose the dogs of politics, they don’t bite much, but they do bark, all the time. Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Howl!!
so I have a ‘class warfare’ question — am I part of the 99% or part of the 9.1%?