Baryogenesis, the word this Obamaism is based on, refers to a cosmological theory for the genesis of matter in the universe—specifically, why there are more subatomic particles known as baryons than there are anti-baryons, resulting in residual matter.

Barackyogenesis (buh-RAK-ee-oh-JEN-uh-sis) n. An attempt to explain why there were more Barackyons than anti-Barackyons in the Democratic Party, a condition necessary for the formation of heavier election matters.

Example: There must be some initial perturbation to explain the Barackyogenesis problem. Many political scientists have suggested that an imbalanced density of subatomic particles known as “charm quarks” in the candidates led to the dominance of Barackyons over anti-Barackyons.