Noble Église – Silver Doubloons

Regarding Federal income taxes, for over a decade…

• People living in poverty paid more taxes than Trump
• Minimum wage workers paid more taxes than Trump
• Undocumented immigrants paid more taxes than Trump, but Donald did pay more taxes than Mexico paid for his wall
• Part-time student workers paid more taxes than Trump 
• A certain porn star paid more taxes than Trump 
• Melania’s shoes cost more than Trump paid in taxes. Though bad news girl, now he can’t even pay the settlement on your prenup
• Most Social Security retirees paid more taxes than Trump
• Enterprising teenagers across the country have paid more taxes than Trump
• The PS-5 bundle costs more than Trump paid in taxes
• Al Capone paid more taxes than Trump—Bad news for you, Donald
• Wesley Snipes paid more taxes than Trump—Ditto
• His hair stylist paid more taxes than Trump
• Trump paid more to the Turkish government than he paid in taxes
• Barack Obama is both richer than and paid more taxes than Trump
• Teachers spend more on school supplies than Trump paid in taxes
• 206,000 Americans who died from Covid paid more taxes than Trump
• Millions and millions of the now currently unemployed workers from the pandemic paid more taxes than Trump
• In the first year they were elected Abe Lincoln paid more taxes than Trump
• Priest, minister and rabbi who paid more taxes than Trump walk into a bar 
• The captain of the Titanic, the inventor of New Coke and the producers of Ishtar paid more taxes than Trump
• The simple fact is that most Americans have paid more taxes than Trump
• I paid more taxes than Trump and I’ve won as many Nobel Prizes too