Who Paid More Taxes?

Noble Église – Silver Doubloons

Regarding Federal income taxes, for over a decade…

  • People living in poverty paid more taxes than Trump
  • Minimum wage workers paid more taxes than Trump
  • Undocumented immigrants paid more taxes than Trump, but Donald did pay more taxes than Mexico paid for his wall
  • Part-time student workers paid more taxes than Trump 
  • A certain porn star paid more taxes than Trump 
  • Melania’s shoes cost more than Trump paid in taxes. Though bad news girl, now he can’t even pay the settlement on your prenup
  • Most Social Security retirees paid more taxes than Trump
  • Enterprising teenagers across the country have paid more taxes than Trump
  • The PS-5 bundle costs more than Trump paid in taxes
  • Al Capone paid more taxes than Trump—Bad news for you, Donald
  • Wesley Snipes paid more taxes than Trump—Ditto
  • His hair stylist paid more taxes than Trump
  • Trump paid more to the Turkish government than he paid in taxes
  • Barack Obama is both richer than and paid more taxes than Trump
  • Teachers spend more on school supplies than Trump paid in taxes
  • 206,000 Americans who died from Covid paid more taxes than Trump
  • Millions and millions of the now currently unemployed workers from the pandemic paid more taxes than Trump
  • In the first year they were elected Abe Lincoln paid more taxes than Trump
  • Priest, minister and rabbi who paid more taxes than Trump walk into a bar 
  • The captain of the Titanic, the inventor of New Coke and the producers of Ishtar paid more taxes than Trump
  • The simple fact is that most Americans have paid more taxes than Trump
  • I paid more taxes than Trump and I’ve won as many Nobel Prizes too

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