What to Wear to a Witchhunt

Dorothy’s Ruby Slippers

You cursed New York Times! Look what you’ve done! I’m melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a week! Who would have thought that a failing publication like you could destroy my beautiful and it really is beautiful, some people say that it is probably the most beautiful wickedness that has ever been. Ooh, look out! I’m going! Ooh! Ooh! 

There maybe no place like home, but it’s taken far more than three clicks of the heels to bring these ruby slippers back home. The FBI announced that a pair of the famed red-sequined slippers from “The Wizard of Oz” that were stolen 13 years ago, have been recovered this week. But this post is about way more than just a pair of pumps.

Is the Wicked Witch dead, at least politically? If so, who did it? Some people are saying I didn’t do it. Actually, a lot of people are saying this same thing now, but someone out there is thinking, I didn’t mean to do it. Really, I didn’t. It was an accident. It’s just that he was setting our country on fire, but then there were those tax cuts. Back where I come from people who do nothing all day but write op-ed pieces. They are called enenomous, enninonuss, er, yea, unknown people. Now a new hunt is on for this man. The Wicked Witch is not dead, which is why this Anonymous is now trying to lay low and stay out of his way.

Just try! I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
Toto too?

Today, former President Obama uttered the name Donald Trump for the first time in public since his inauguration in a speech at the U of I. Kicking off his campaign for Democrats in the midterm elections, Obama’s message to the students there was simple, go vote. In this fiery speech, he asked, “What happened to the Republican Party?” and after enumerating their many failings over the last two years, he added, “That’s not how our democracy’s supposed to work.” His prescription for going forward was simple, “What’s going to fix our democracy is you.” It was a call to arms, a call to go vote. If you agree with Obama vote Democrat on November 6th and let the real witch hunting begin! 

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