I Was Five

1959 Cadillac

We use to have a neighbor that parked a vintage Ford Mustang up the street. It had the vanity plate, “I WAS 5″. That model began production at and about ’65. The above picture is from the Easter car show. I was five when this Caddy was built. Last Easter was a crystal-brilliant Sunday afternoon. That weather, shiny metal and chrome has made for some excellent photos, if I do say so myself.

Cadillac recently announced it was working on a system it calls super cruise that would be capable of steering, braking and lane-centering while highway driving without human intervention. It is hoped that such an autonomous driving systems could be available by mid-decade. Super cruise would rely on existing sensor technologies that let today’s cars know what is going on around them, such as cameras, radar, ultrasonic sensors and GPS navigation. It would be the next great leap forward from today’s adaptive cruise control and forward collision warning-equipped cars.

In addition to GM, about a half-a-dozen other car makers are also investing in this technology. Google has been attracting a lot of press for its work on autonomous self-driving cars. But I haven’t noticed any Google Motors dealers near me yet. I don’t see Google bringing this technology to market, unless it purchases a car company. This is how it got in to the phone business. It bought the phone manufacturer, Motorola. More than likely though, it will be a car company the sells this technology to me first. Toyota offers the adaptive cruise control and forward collision warning on the Prius, but it was not available when I bought my car last year.

So, some day in the not too distant future, you slide in, behind the wheel of your first autonomous driving system equipped vehicle. How is this going to work? If it is the GM super cruise system, then you’ll have to wait until you are on the highway first. Assume that it is like normal cruise control, you turn it on and it holds your speed. It would also hold your lane. This would free your hands so that you could enter your destination into the GPS navigation system. Fast forwarding to the next generation of this system, the car would drive itself until you reached your exit. 

If everything worked correctly then you would be free to text, apply makeup, shave, read or do any of the number of things that drivers already do while behind the wheel, but shouldn’t. You would eventually be given proper notice upon approaching your chosen exit, the system would disengage and driving would revert to normal. This is the envisioned scenario. What would happen if things don’t go according to plan?

Say, another car swerves into your path, a deer jumps across the road or any number of unexpected events, what would happen? Would you even notice any sort of alert, over whatever absorptive activity that you might be engaged in? How would a last second alarm make you feel about a system that has driven you into a life threatening situation? This last question touches upon the more than simply engineering that comprise the kinds of issues that this system would wrestle with.

Back in 1959, the closest one could come to super cruise was the Brodie knob, also called a steering wheel spinner. This aftermarket knob would attach to the outer ring of the steering wheel and facilitated one-handed steering. This freed the other arm for hanging it out the window, smoking or holding your baby closer. All of which could be more chancy than any GM super cruise scheme.

Reply to All

Male Goldfinch

The following list is just a few of the hundreds of email messages that were waiting for me the other day at work. I’ve highlighted some of the more interesting ones. A little bird once told me that it is better to blog out your message rather than email spam everyone you know and then some.

  • Don’t know why this was sent to me?
  • Please STOP using reply to all
  • You have the wrong person.
  • Is this a phishing scam?
  • What is this?
  • Stop
  • Why am I getting these emails?
  • Make it stop….
  • STOP RESPONDING
  • Let’s stop the reply all, please.
  • Stop this Reply to all ASAP.
  • I have no idea what this is about.
  • STOP REPLY ALL COULD BE VIRUS
  • Would you all please STOP! That is a huge nested distribution list!!!
  • And to everyone else…the REPLY button is the one to the left of the REPLY to ALL button and then the rest of us won’t have to delete 3000 emails.
  • 4.1 heading is rather suspect – kindly remove me from the list
  • All, there is no need to reply to all.
  • STOP doing a RESPOND ALL!! I have enough stuff in my inbox!!
  • A false conclusion once arrived at and widely accepted is not easily dislodged, and the less it is understood, the more tenaciously it is held
  • Not sure why I am on this list. I do not have a clue
  • Folks, let’s try using BCC next time.
  • Stop! Stop! Stop!
  • JANE STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Not meant for me either.
  • Stop replying to all you’re creating an email storm
  • I have no idea what this is either.
  • Ryan, You have the wrong distribution list. Wrong Taylor, wrong everyone.
  • I don’t have any idea what this is about…!!!
  • QUIT CC-ing ALLLLLL!!!
  • The “Reply All’ is a bit annoying – isn’t it?
  • Whoo Hoo RIDE THE WAVE
  • Something is really wrong here. I wonder if this is some SPAM. How could all of us be getting this by mistake
  • We should stop replying.
  • PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO ALL LIKE I JUST HAVE.
  • Does everyone have to reply to all like I’m doing?
  • Hey, I’m not part of this please quit sending me messages!!!!!!!
  • Please stop!
  • Everyone, please respond back only to Ryan…..
  • What’s another replay all?
  • Hi everyone just wanted to take this opportunity to tell thousands of people I hope they have a good day!
  • Who am I?
  • Obviously the email was sent out by mistake….inboxes are being flooded. THANK YOU!!!
  • This Distribution List contains several large nested Distribution Lists as members. Please refrain from replying to all as each message is sent to many, many users (probably hundreds).
  • By saying stop replying to all, you are indeed replying to all.
  • As usual Mr. Phelps this message will self-destruct in 15 seconds.
  • Please don’t stop. I love filled in-boxes. Who else saw the shuttle?
  • I think this is for someone else… I don’t know anything about this thing
  • Please take me off this distribution list
  • Please remove me from distribution on this message, thank you, Dave

Performance Priced

Dark Drama Iris

Many years ago, I worked for the second largest computer company in the world. The company was Control Data Corporation or CDC. For a brief time it was second only to IBM in the world of computers. It is gone now, consigned to the dust bin of history. Enough time has passed that even some successor firms have also passed-on. Digital comes to mind. Even garage upstart Microsoft is starting to look long in the tooth, compared to today’s modern titans of Silicon Valley. One of these garage bands for whom the blush is still on the rose is Apple. Under the tutelage of the late Steve Jobs, innovative products like the iPhone and the iPad have powered Apple to record profits. However, record profits or even innovative products are no life insurance policy in the breakneck world of computer technology. CDC had both of them then, but look at it now.

Back in the day, selling computers, or “pushing iron” as it was called, wasn’t a simple process. The machines were big, expensive and arcane. Salesmen, and they were mainly men, sold the computers one at a time. Half-a-dozen machines could count for a very good year. The number of options available, the complexity of the product, and the constant evolution of the industry led to a business model called performance pricing. Simply put, if machine A could perform the task twice as fast as machine B, then machine A was priced at twice that of B. This model worked well, so long as no one peeked behind the curtain.

Sometimes midlife performance upgrades were made. When no one was looking, a technician would flip a well hidden switch and then look busy for an hour or so. CDC made a lot of disk drives and we figured out how to convert cheaper 20 MB drives to more expensive 60 MB drives. [Yes, this was a while ago.] This was accomplished by low-level reformatting the drive. They were all the same hardware, they were just formatted differently. They were all performance priced. You got what you paid for.

I was thinking about a modern application for the kind of performance pricing of computer equipment. The iPhone comes to mind. Each model comes in several variants. The sole variation is the amount of internal storage that the device has. Wouldn’t it be cheaper to make just one kind? The trick of low-level formatting of hard-drives, to size the amount of storage, was an industry standard. At the time, we were making 2/3 of all the drives. Back then disk drive platters were all the same size; software formatting determined the amount of available memory. In the iPhone storage is solid state, but the old principles still apply. For example, extra sectors are made, to replace sectors that go bad. Firmware normally controls the allocation of this storage. Why not have the firmware also control the amount of storage available to the customer. If you’ve priced USB storage, you know that 8/16/32 GB doesn’t cost anywhere near the $100s that Apple charges for it. Why not just build one device and build the extra hardware cost into your pricing model and save on manufacturing costs? I realize that it says how much storage it has on the case, but you are already committed to two colors of skins. Another 3X is a modest bump in cost, for a lucrative opportunity for Apple to up-sell their most popular product.

These business practices might seem nefarious to some, but they are not. Streamlining production costs save all customers money. If you ever bothered to read your Apple license agreement, then you would realize that you have already concurred with this too. Like Control Data’s competitors, Apple’s are not fooled by any of these shenanigans. They are already scheming to take advantage of this or any opening, and maybe take Apple down too.

Wunder Kinder at Work

Why did the engineer wear black socks with his shorts to the beach?
He was saving his white socks for work.

Wunder Kinder, Greg from work, clued me into what became an elegantly simple solution, to what had been a quite vexing problem. He turned me into a miracle worker, when before, I had only been Miracle Whip. Thank you, Greg! Last Thursday, our desktop computer lost its internet connection. It does this on occasion. Usually, rebooting the DSL modem and/or the computer once or twice is enough to get things working again. This time, I even tried the mysterious and obscure (at least to me) netsh winsock reset command. This was all to no avail though. Using our laptop, I was able to diagnosis that the problem laid not at AT&T HQ, not in the intervening phone line, not in our DSL modem, not even in the Ethernet cable from the modem to the desktop, but in our desktop itself. I toyed with the idea of calling AT&T, because they had been quite helpful once before, but first, it didn’t seem to be their problem and second, I didn’t want to have to climb the tech support pyramid to get to someone who could actually help me: Yes, I am not stupid. Yes, I’m sure of that. Yes, the computer is turned on. Etc.

I consider myself to be a pretty tech savvy guy, especially with computers. After all, I’ve been operating these machines for over forty years, yes, forty years. I started back in the day of wooden mainframes and iron men. I even got my degree in computer science, but I have always had a blind spot for networks. More is the pity, because it is one of most lucrative of trades. As an analogy for my aptitude for computer networks, I’ll use my aptitude for plumbing. Back in the day, when I announced that I was going to fix the dripping faucet in the bathroom, Anne would gather up our young children and flee the house, all to avoid exposing our young sons to a complete four-letter word vocabulary.

Greg’s suggestion was simply to buy a new Ethernet card. On the way home today, I swung by Micro Center, play land for geeks and most of my co-workers. $25 and an hour later, we were back in business. I think that this qualifies in classical computer parlance, as a work-around. In the interest of full disclosure, I should note that the $25 bought a gigabit Ethernet card, which is more bandwidth then is currently required. If however, I upgraded our DSL to U-verse, it might come into its own then. I’ll have to ask the Wunder Kinder at work tomorrow.

Envisioneering Technology

On Saturday, I attended an exhibit on Leonardo Da Vinci, entitled “The Da Vinci Machines Exhibition”. It was being held in the expansive lobby of the downtown Bank of America building. I don’t think that this bank lobby is in regular use anymore, because except for the exhibition, the lobby appeared rather empty and vacant. The exhibition comprised mainly wooden models of various Da Vinci inventions. Originally, I thought that it might be free, but I was mistaken. The regular ticket price was $15, but I got the senior price of only $11, being over 55 years old. I think that this is a first for me. I was less than impressed with this exhibit; it seemed to only cheapen Da Vinci’s reputation, instead of enhancing it. The tour didn’t help either, with its emphasis on extending attribution to Da Vinci, for a host of inventions whose veracity seemed somewhat doubtful. At times it seemed that the tour guide was acting like a patent attorney, trying to extend the reach of his client’s 16th century patent filings. I am pretty sure though that Archimedes invented the Archimedes Screw.

The pictures that I had taken at this exhibit were languishing, until yesterday. Yesterday, another great inventor died, Steven Paul Jobs. In the Apple/PC divide, I remain firmly rooted on the PC side, but I do appreciate the other side too. Last year, I purchased my first Apple product, an iPhone. Actually, I bought four iPhones, but that is another story. Shortly after this purchase, I found myself in Silicon Valley. I spoke with a member of a software company, who gleefully announced that they had just sold some voice recognition software to Apple for half a billion dollars. This program was unveiled earlier this this week as part of the iPhone 4S release, as Siri, the new personal digital assistant App. Although originally developed for the iPhone 3GS, the one I own, it will only be released on the iPhone 4S. You have got to recoup that purchase cost.

Like Da Vinci’s renaissance, our more modern computer revolution has brought sweeping changes and many improvements to the human condition. Like Da Vinci, Jobs is a hero of his time. The question still remains though, will gleam and shine of Jobs’ techno-baubles dim over time so that in 500 years they look like only wooden toys. The resale value on old personal electronics is not a good leading economic indicator. Maybe the Mona Lisa, with her enigmatic half smile knows the real answer?

George Armstrong Cluster

I bought a laptop computer on Tuesday. This is to replace the rather anemic one that I bought three years ago. That one was light and cheap, but it was also too light-headed. I found it increasingly frustrating to use, hence this purchase. This time I have followed my sons’ lead and bought a Hewlett-Packard. We use Hewlett-Packard server class machines at work that we euphemistically refer to as PC clusters, or simply clusters. They are powerful machines and dwarf the capabilities of my new laptop in every respect save portability and of course, affordability. I’ve used a number of these machines over the years, for some, I have been their sole user. You could justifiably think of these machines as my own personal computers. Personalizing these computers, they are all given unique names. Their names are sometimes cute, geeky or just plain stupid, but once given a moniker it generally sticks with them for the rest of their days.

As you would expect from a group of geeky guys the list of PC cluster names have paraded through the Star Wars trilogy, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, video game and comic book characters. The current generation of machine names have evolved beyond my ken. I dare not ask, nor really care to know the explanation behind this latest crop of cluster names. I’ve had the privilege to name two of these clusters. Somewhat embarrassingly, I am credited, at work, as being the father of this PC cluster technology. I feel like Al Gore must feel, every time someone recounts his claim that he invented the internet. I did buy and build the first two PC clusters at work, but like any real success, it has a thousand fathers and I am only one of them. Still it does gladden my heart to be so attributed, especially in the context of the latest generation’s capabilities, which brings me back to the title of this post. One of the wags at work coined the name George Armstrong Cluster. While these three words wouldn’t work for a single machine, it would make for a great name for a triumvirate of computers. You could have the George cluster, Armstrong cluster and of course the Cluster cluster. Hey, it sounds better than the Mongolian cluster, the Cluster cluster, etc.

Watch Ya, Watch Ya, Watch Ya!

On Wednesday, I got an email from my blog’s service provider. The email was entitled, “Security Incident”, and started off with the following description of what had occurred. It went on to say that they didn’t think that very much information was compromised, but they couldn’t really be certain. Protect your passwords, they warned, and stay tuned for any further details. Of course, this is in addition to the various credit card hack notices that we have all received.

Tough note to communicate today: Automattic, [The Company behind WordPress] had a low-level (root) break-in to several of our servers, and potentially anything on those servers could have been revealed.

We’ve been hacked, once, as many of you might remember. It was the day that we joined Facebook. I had uploaded our list of email addresses, so that Facebook could use it to send out friend requests. The virus or whatever it was started emailing out solicitations for Canadian Viagra, to all our friends. Worst still, it did so under our name. We eventually got it under control, but not before some damage was done. We got responses from some of our friends, asking us if they were infected now. I didn’t think so, but how should I know.

This week, I had to fill out an online form that asked a lot of personal questions. Instead of the usual password, this system had you construct a series of personal questions and then supply the answers to these questions. It seemed a little strange, but then it got even stranger. Part of the form asked me to supply a physical description. Just the basics, like what appears on your driver’s license, height, weight, hair color and eye color. I didn’t have any problem with the height. I didn’t even bother to lie about my weight. Eye color was no big deal either, but then there was hair color.

I’ve always answered black to this question, but on this online form, I noticed that in addition to black and the usual hair colors, “gray or graying” also appeared. This entry gave me pause for thought and in that pause, I noticed that the list included even more colors, including, green, blue, pink and purple. Those colorful distractions aside, I really wrestled with which hair color to enter, black or gray. I eventually went with black, for the following reason. If sometime down the road, I was ever called on this entry, I could always claim that it was black when I filled out the form, but that was a while ago.

All of this writing about internet security got me worried and then it got me thinking, and I did a little online research. Everyday, more of our personal data is entrusted to different websites that can’t seem to control of it. Parsing through all too many security firms, all intent on selling me their services, Eventually, I hit upon this blog-site that had what I thought was a rather insightful list of do’s and don’ts, click here. You can never be too careful.